Tastes like chicken?

Tastes like ... latex ... ?

Tastes like little stinky kids more likely. lol

And you know how they taste because....?

well you can tell by the smell...

smells like chicken?

I have to say that the . . . texture of the things is strangely provocative . . .

UT: Pikachu Private Parts?
 

Only if I post them in Dwellars NSFW thread.

That's a cute joke. Nah, not many here would get it. It's a shame, but I'll keep it in my archives just in case. Thanks!

Yay! I feel so proud to have my second IoTD accepted. I am now two for two on submissions. :thumb:

And from the orginal artical and still the comment I can not top so I must steal it.

"Gotta Snatch 'em All"

It's even funnier if you tell it after a few beers and start with, "How do you get your Pokemon on the bus?" then realise you have nowhere to go with it. Well, funny for your colleagues who realise what you've done anyway.

I bet it's warm in there.

I like to get them with this one:

Me: I've got a great knock-knock joke. Wanna hear it?
Them: Sure
Me: OK, you start
Them: OK. Knock Knock
Me: Who's there?
Them:

Also, years ago a little girl told me the one about "have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's Car? Neither has he" only she said "hath Thtevie Wonder ever theen hith car?"

The all-time favorite knock-knock joke in our house:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interr--?
MOO!