The Cellar
Page 2 of 2 1 2
Show 60 post(s) from this thread on one page

The Cellar (http://cellar.org/index.php)
-   Image of the Day (http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=10)
-   -   October 24, 2007: Bison statue is attacked (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=15755)

Elspode 10-24-2007 10:07 PM
This moose is clearly severely handicapped. Blind, for starters, greatly reduced sensation of the penis, and *no fucking sense of smell*...note that, in the first pic, he's sniffing the metallic bison's hindquarters.

Wishful smelling, if you ask me.

Clodfobble 10-24-2007 10:50 PM
But you can bet it smells like something now...

jinx 10-25-2007 12:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 399258)
This moose is clearly severely handicapped. Blind, for starters, greatly reduced sensation of the penis, and *no fucking sense of smell*...note that, in the first pic, he's sniffing the metallic bison's hindquarters.

Wishful smelling, if you ask me.
Ok, so what's going on here?

Sarasvati48 10-25-2007 11:19 AM
LOL! I saw a show about those Real Dolls! Creeped me the heck out! But, a rutting male moose will mount anything, even you. That is why they are so dangerous during mating season. And yes, they are relentless and determined until the urge passes.

thealphajerk 10-25-2007 12:23 PM
maybe he thought it was chocolate mousse....

:headshake

Cicero 10-25-2007 01:46 PM
So jinx's question still stands...!!!

:)

DucksNuts 10-25-2007 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarasvati48 (Post 399399)
LOL! I saw a show about those Real Dolls! Creeped me the heck out! But, a rutting male moose will mount anything, even you. That is why they are so dangerous during mating season. And yes, they are relentless and determined until the urge passes.
Sounds like my old boyfriend.

Oh....an aussie guy married his real doll, and his other real dolls were the guests...weirdo!

xoxoxoBruce 10-25-2007 09:52 PM
Quote:
Did you ever have to make up your mind
Pick up on one and leave the other behind
It's not often easy and not often kind
Did you ever have to make up your mind

Elspode 10-25-2007 10:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jinx (Post 399305)
Ok, so what's going on here?
Extreme pathos?

chrisinhouston 10-26-2007 01:53 PM
1 Attachment(s)
Sorry but the rest are censored! :eek: :eek: :eek:

ZenGum 10-28-2007 07:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 399421)
maybe he thought it was chocolate mousse....

:headshake
Please see the "You sound like a horny moose" thread in Home Base.
Contributions are still needed.

hunnybunch 10-28-2007 02:38 PM
OK, who gave the moose ED meds? Obvious side effects - Priapism and difficulty seeing.

xoxoxoBruce 10-28-2007 09:13 PM
Welcome to the Cellar, hunnybunch.:D


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:51 PM.
Page 2 of 2 1 2
Show 60 post(s) from this thread on one page

Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.