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lookout123 10-19-2007 06:23 PM

sadly that was an entirely separate incident.

SteveDallas 10-19-2007 06:31 PM

Lookout, I'm truly sorry for your tragedies, and I'd like to apologize for all the insensitivity everybody has shown.

Come on everybody, I challenge you: lettuce be more sensitive in the future.

lumberjim 10-19-2007 09:20 PM

no wonder tw bothers you so, lookout....what with his ....thing he does with cucumbers and the like....it all makes sense now. you should apply for government assistance.

ZenGum 10-20-2007 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 397332)

Come on everybody, I challenge you: lettuce be more sensitive in the future.

I second that. The callousness displayed here is just the tip of the Iceberg. I'll send a Rocket at anyone being mean from now on.
Lets just squash this before it takes up too mushroom. If we apple-y some effort we can keep things all peachy.

:p

I also want to nominate the most dangerous fruit in the cellar: Sheldon.

(Sorry, Sheldon, couldn't resist).

DucksNuts 10-20-2007 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 397332)
Lookout, I'm truly sorry for your tragedies, and I'd like to apologize for all the insensitivity everybody has shown.

Come on everybody, I challenge you: lettuce be more sensitive in the future.

bwahahahahahaha...i think its the alcohol, but that seriously tickled my fan-cy

DanaC 10-20-2007 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 397322)
that is until he stopped to tie his shoe just outside of the pentagon one fateful morning. you see, he unfortunately bent down to tie his shoe right next to a fruit stand. he was diligently bringing the second loop around the first when the last words he heard were "oh shit! a plane!" and then a pineapple fell upon his head.

the produce section is a very touchy subject for me.

I think that's the funniest thing I've read in months. Cheered me right up that did....also I got up this morning with an overwhelmng desire for fresh fruit and veg, bought from the borough-market stalls rather than a supermarket. Sorry if this touches a nerve Lookout...I also am truly sorry for your loss....I bought plums by the way...just thought I'd mention.

Spexxvet 10-20-2007 08:42 AM

im in ur froot stand frowin froot at ur brover

Cicero 10-20-2007 03:23 PM

The produce section has always been pretty touchy for me too...oh uhh..

They just make those whole foods boys so hot now......is it a requirement?

Sorry. Being "sensitive" now. "Nice."

Now if you will be kind enough to explain the vegatable and your mama story. What in the hell happened there?



lol!@ Zen......

Urbane Guerrilla 10-24-2007 09:54 PM

Somehow, Spexx, I think you shouldn't throw fruit with your mouth full, brother or no brother, sister or something in between. That's just... odd. :p

nightowl 10-26-2007 03:35 PM

"and then a pineapple fell upon his head."

lookout...I grieve with thee...thank goodness a limp pickle was not the cause of your brother's demise, for surely then, some real explaining may have been called for...


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