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ZenGum 10-17-2007 12:26 AM

Update: the arm is out of hospital, its hearing has improved, and its only trouble now is that its glasses keep falling off.

SPUCK 10-17-2007 03:44 AM

What?

Saraax 10-17-2007 05:32 AM

That guy looks amazingly like the guy who plays Ray Romano's dad.

Spexxvet 10-17-2007 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic (Post 395943)
let me just say
WHY?:eyebrow:

The better to hear you with, my dear.;)

barefoot serpent 10-17-2007 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saraax (Post 396193)
That guy looks amazingly like the guy who plays Ray Romano's dad.

Peter Boyle

Young Frankensteens monster.

mlandman 10-17-2007 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saraax (Post 396193)
That guy looks amazingly like the guy who plays Ray Romano's dad.

Played.

Cicero 10-17-2007 10:02 AM

Well- there are other places he could have chosen to plant the ear. Thank god for small miracles like that one!

I don't believe it's photoshop- but I do believe that since he is aging he is going to have to soak up the cost of a third hearing aide. Not smart.

And when did they implant the butt on his face? It's curious that there's no mention of that in these articles.
:)

ZenGum 10-17-2007 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 396092)
I think we have a larger proportion. Much larger.

I don't know about that. You've got a much larger population base, so for every Australian idiot, you'll need about 15 American idiots to match.

From Reuters, today (http://au.news.yahoo.com/071016/15/14ovo.html) :
An Australian man, clad only in underwear, fell nine stories while trying to build a makeshift plank bridge into a neighbor's flat, but lived to tell the tale. (follow link for more details).

Ok you need fifteen American idiots from today's news, to match that.

That's unless I find another Australian idiot. Then you need thirty.



But the best word on the IotD goes outside the cellar to .... Jeff, Nashville, TN, USA (follow the links to the original article .....

EERIE

I can't believe none of us came up with this. The shame.

aero geek 10-17-2007 02:00 PM

I want a vagina on my arm. Then, whenever I want to - Oh, never mind....

dar512 10-17-2007 02:35 PM

I am beginning to suspect that a lot of performance art is just an excuse to act like a loony and not get put away.

Sundae 10-17-2007 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by aero geek (Post 396299)
I want a vagina on my arm. Then, whenever I want to - Oh, never mind....

Welcome Aero Geek (I think!)
Why not have the vagina on your forehead - then people can call you c**t-face in polite society.

Aphorisms for our times:
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is King.
In the country of the deaf, the three-eared man is a publicity hungry show-off.

Saphyre 10-17-2007 03:00 PM

Beauty is in the ear of the behearer.
:3_eyes:

spudcon 10-17-2007 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 396234)
Well- there are other places he could have chosen to plant the ear. Thank god for small miracles like that one!

I don't believe it's photoshop- but I do believe that since he is aging he is going to have to soak up the cost of a third hearing aide. Not smart.

And when did they implant the butt on his face? It's curious that there's no mention of that in these articles.
:)

Good point, Cicero, but there are lots of politicians out there who have had a butt transplanted on their faces, but the media neglects to report it.

spudcon 10-17-2007 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 396311)
Welcome Aero Geek (I think!)
Why not have the vagina on your forehead - then people can call you c**t-face in polite society.

Aphorisms for our times:
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is King.
In the country of the deaf, the three-eared man is a publicity hungry show-off.

And in the country of the hearing also.

Gravdigr 10-17-2007 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 396234)
Well- there are other places he could have chosen to plant the ear.

Redd Foxx used to have this bit: "What if your ears were on your ass? I know one thing, there wouldn't be much whispering going on. 'Psst...damn baby your ears smell like shit.'" :lol2:


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