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jester 08-27-2007 04:50 PM
Alrighty then.

HungLikeJesus 08-27-2007 05:07 PM
Excuse my ignorance: Penis has bone?

Trilby 08-27-2007 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 379029)
Excuse my ignorance: Penis has bone?
What--yours doesn't?!









hee hee

xoxoxoBruce 08-27-2007 05:36 PM
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The Baculum is a unique bone found in the penis of most mammals. This bone aids in copulation when mates have only a short encounter and need to perform quickly. The Baculum is sometimes referred to a “hillbilly or mountain man toothpick” and can be utilized as a coffee stirrer. The largest Baculum in the mammal kingdom belongs to the walrus, which can reach a length of 30 inches.

HungLikeJesus 08-27-2007 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 379034)
What--yours doesn't?!
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The Baculum is a unique bone found in the penis of most mammals. This bone aids in copulation when mates have only a short encounter and need to perform quickly. The Baculum is sometimes referred to a “hillbilly or mountain man toothpick” and can be utilized as a coffee stirrer. The largest Baculum in the mammal kingdom belongs to the walrus, which can reach a length of 30 inches.
I almost posted something incriminating, until I noticed xoBruce's post. I guess I've never needed one.

Trilby 08-27-2007 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 379041)
I guess I've never needed one.

So. You're a cuddler, then? :lovers:

HungLikeJesus 08-27-2007 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 379053)
So. You're a cuddler, then? :lovers:
I would not count eternity in days.

mitheral 08-27-2007 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 378968)
With a hook on the end? Thats gotta hurt!
Hooked baculums aren't uncommon.

busterb 08-27-2007 09:06 PM
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What? Ya'll don't have a coons dick tooth pick. WTF.

JuancoRocks 08-27-2007 09:09 PM
walrus penis bone
 
I believe that could stir a lot of coffee at Fourbucks.:headshake

DanaC 08-27-2007 09:12 PM
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The Baculum is sometimes referred to a “hillbilly or mountain man toothpick” and can be utilized as a coffee stirrer.
When you get to the point of using animal dick to stir your coffee, it's time to wash the dishes or buy new cutlery.

jinx 08-27-2007 09:24 PM
:lol2:

Elspode 08-27-2007 10:32 PM
Kind of makes you wonder if the guy who graduated last in his class in OB/Gyn school ever gets his baculum confused with his speculum.

Gravdigr 08-28-2007 02:51 AM
I'm feeling VERY inadequate right now...But, dammit I've got the raccoon beat!! Giggity-giggity!!!
(note to self: try not to use the word 'beat' when referring to animal dick)

LabRat 08-28-2007 09:22 AM
OK, I have to know. Busterb has a baculum keychain. Bruce, what have you got to up the ante?

I've seen, and held, a buffalo penis cane.


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