Have you ever been masturbating and had your boss' voice come on the radio?

Me? Nooooo, I havent ever!!! but I can imagine it would seriously suck.

especially if you'd just been thinking about him.

I don't generally listen to the radio when I masturbate

Have you ever wondered if someone on this forum is famous? It seams like a great anonymous way to mingle with the common folk. If I was George Bush I would join a liberal blog, and be the loudest voice criticizing the administration, just to fuck with people.

Fallen into a rotten cow carcass or pond of human shit?

Have you ever sat in a fox hole and let a 52 TON Tank roll over the hole ??

Nope... scary.

Have you ever confused your cat?

Not sure, but Ducks freaked the fuck out of her dog just recently :P

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

I once fell into a little creek that had lots of cow shit in it. That's kind of a have you ever. Actually, I had my belly button pierced at the time and it got infected and I had to remove it or get antibiotics. I chose to remove it.

Wow....so the funny story is actuallly quite gory in the end :P

it was very gory. It was so infected by the time I finally decided I had to bite the bullet that I had to use needle nose pliers to get it undone.

Have you ever...
 

been caught fondling a mannequin?

Have you ever...
 

Been fondled whilst masquerading as a mannequin?