I don't know...

Rogue Island sounds like a formidable foe.

http://www.google.com/maps?q=Machias...i=map&ct=title

Takes a lil lookin, but you can actually see it on the aerial map!

Let's just get a helicopter while we are at it, fuck boats.

$ Amount for shipping is unspecified. That's where they get ya. On the shipping.

Maybe I need to play a big lottery tonight. If I win I'll buy the island and you can all come play.

Yeah man - totally!

Wait we would need to land it somewhere safe - -
ooooh we could all rappel down

Are you people nuts?
Do you realize Summer up there lasts 3 days... not in a row. Great if you want to raise Polar Bears.
And it faces the open ocean... North Atlantic. You know, icebergs, Titanic, Vikings.
Find some place warm where we can get naked.

Way to shit on our party Bruce - man that was a cold dose of reality!

What happened to our big plans for a duck?

There are literally dozens of islands for sail, in warm, sunny places. A little more money, but pleasant year round, with wahines, trees, wahines, coconuts, wahines, fresh water, wahines... you know, necessities.

Thanks, sycamore; it's good knowing you guys have my back.

Don't worry about the Vikings. I'll handle them; they're my people, so no problem.

My high school mascot thingy was a Viking, so I could probably do the old school song and soften them up.

There you go! We'll tackle anything with teamwork. I'd say we ought to have just about all the resources we need between all the folks here. But, um, how do we work the time-share. :rolleyes:

True dat. This one is even in the good old USA.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/...lolliklong.jpg

I went somewhere a little like that recently - Sanda Island (faces the Atlantic from the other side and I can see it from my house (weather permitting)).
It was FAB and we're going to holiday there as soon as we can organise it.
True, there is a pub ... :D