Hopefully, I'll be erased from the world's memory by my death and my consciousness will cease to exist.

Perhaps as a no handed mute - then what would you do?

Seriously, try sharing your love of Jesus with your actions instead of spouting it so much.

Verses in the Bible are like words in the dictionary... just pluck them out to say anything you want.

What about the contradictions... ?

Thats the point - God is everything and nothing at all - all at the same time.

The same way words in the dictionary contradict. The Bible is a group books... unlike one book, it's not a continuous story that has to be consistent.
They are separate stories taking place over thousands of years and reflect the customs and mores of the period.

So, not divine, absolute authority?

No.

Exactly.

Who gives a shit?...not me, I will be dead.

especially if you turn hobo.