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Usup, I have no idea what you mean by that, but welcome to the Cellar :P

Now there are two people with 'Kavkaz United' as their usertitles, my curiosity is peaked, what does it refer to?

"Accept your own" or "parents except your own" - you lost me.
(I know - its not that hard)

Oh and welcome to the cellar

woopsy daisy. "Accept your own" is what I meant. I thank you for the welcoming corrections. Let the party begin.

Hey DanaC,
I changed my user title by the way.
Kavkaz United refers to a region under Russia called Kavkaz where we originate from. The word United means well "united".
I've known Rexmons my whole life and he told me about the cellar.

Ahh. I went googling and there was a Kavkaz United football team. I had wondered if that's what it was, cause so many football teams are 'united'.

Nah, we dont do football. We do Russians. ;)

Uh. Yeah, it's a joke. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by fargon (Post 369247)

has anyone tried those phone# on that link?

WOW - the phone #'s and the link are the real deal! Now thats scary.

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Originally Posted by Usup (Post 369297)

I've known Rexmons my whole life and he told me about the cellar.

I've never met this man before in my life. ;)

OMG, that website is hilarious. Don't miss the hate mail!

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Originally Posted by Rexmons (Post 369328)

I've never met this man before in my life. ;)

Then how did you know he was a man?

Because non of the cells allow women.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 369413)

Because non of the cells allow women.

...thats a beheadin'

I'd have expected that.

That site is so obviously pro-atheist and liberal.