what about your taint?

You know, I think I'm gonna get a Utilikilt, not the leather kind, but solid black cotton.

My mother-in-law can make me a real one, but the proper Tartan fabric is so expensive, and you need, like many yards of it.

Pffft...no.

oh btw I secretly put a webcam in jumbo's house

mad paint skillz.

Lj wouldnt have a shirt on, he'd been sitting there all topless n shit.

You forgot his glass of Morgans Moo Juice too.

...I wonder if its true what they say about guys with small feet.

And his face is bright red.

leather would be a little hot, perhaps, this time of year. I do know people who have bought from Utilikilt, and they like them.

size 13, thankyouverymuch

I want to get beest a Utilikilt -black cotton, but I'm to tight to pay those prices.

My gentleman has a Utilikilt, looks quite spiffy in it, actually.

Think of it this way, it's a hell of a lot cheaper than a kilt made from a tartan, especially one of the more rare patterns. My friend's son's was around $500.

your gentleman?!

spill!

I never heard any mention of your Gentleman!....can we call him Mr X?

Actually, you've met him before.

I just found out earlier this week myself...I'm pretty disappointed with Ms. Wolf right now.

Why? Did she refuse to share?

It's because I'm good at walking in the shadows ...