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Beestie 06-15-2007 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage (Post 353810)
Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'

Just keep it the hell away from Sheldonrs.

Or give him some advance notice on where they plan to drop them.

:D

Flint 06-15-2007 11:37 AM

Do you think they considered the scenario where we drop a Gay Bomb on the enemy troops, after which they storm our front lines and proceed to rape the shit out of our troops asses?

Shawnee123 06-15-2007 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 355446)
proceed to rape the shit out of our troops asses?

You have such a way with words!:lol:

xoxoxoBruce 06-15-2007 05:47 PM

Better than getting shot.

TheMercenary 06-15-2007 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 355420)
At least there's such a thing a pheremones, unlike ESP or dowsing, which have gotten their share of DOD cash as well.

Come on, you have to admit that the MK Ultra Experiments sounded like a good time... well at least until that bloke jumped out of a window, sort of a downer after that.

piercehawkeye45 06-15-2007 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 355786)
Come on, you have to admit that the MK Ultra Experiments sounded like a good time... well at least until that bloke jumped out of a window, sort of a downer after that.

Eh, Brave New World was never what I was going for.

rkzenrage 06-16-2007 05:11 AM

I keep getting the play The Romans In Athens in my head...

Urbane Guerrilla 06-17-2007 10:59 PM

Though really, their ambitions of better fighting through organic chemistry may have vaulted too high again... it seems to me it'd be physiologically simpler just to make them so horny they can't keep their hands on their weapons -- their government's issue weapons that is...

I'm arguing that the guy who's wanking 'til he drops from exhaustion is about as tactically out of it as anyone engaged in a more complex violation of Article 125 of the UCMJ.

Urbane Guerrilla 06-29-2007 04:23 AM

Or maybe this one: ". . .Abusing a public animal. . ." That one's in there somewhere too.


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