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I'm female, and I voted for Superman.
Your question was who would "wipe the floor." Based on strength and power, Superman is the clear winner. Batman's cleverer, and has a cooler costume, though. Besides, everyone knows that Superman is gay for Lex Luthor! |
I'm.... HAPPY!!!
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Batman beat Supes in The Dark Knight Returns, but he had some help from Green Arrow and a nuclear missile.
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Since this is the net, I'd like to call Superman out as a Nazi. Go Dark Knight!
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Wasn't the arrow tipped with kryptonite though? Shit that was a long time ago. 20 years?
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Yup. Superman got nuked, the nuke blocked out the sun so he couldn't recharge, Batman shot him with missiles, Green Arrow hit him with a Kryptonite arrow, and Batman punched him out while wearing a power suit hooked into the city's electrical grid.
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and then he told him his mother dresses him funny
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Didn't Bats "die" of a "heart attack" only to come back from the "dead" to lead an underground resistance?
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Eyes slideways, man.
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I offer you this...
(in Shakespearean voice)
Batman! Hanging on a rubber band Along came Superman Thought he was the boogeyman Threw him in the trashcan. (deep theatrical pause) Batman. Now, I've never been clear who threw whom into the trashcan. |
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Batman wins hands down.
Because he is cunning and would prepare well in advance - probably some sort of plot involving one of Superman's dependents, making Superman lose his temper and finally Kryptonite - but only as the coup de grace. In fact I see it now - Superman on a tilted table, with a beam of pure Kryptonite slowly fizzing towards his super-nads and Batman in the background laughing, "No, Superman - I expect you to DIE!" Which is such a good idea I'm rushing off to copyright it. |
batman - he doesn't rely on brute strenght alone, but has the intelligence to invent those awesome little toys:D
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