douching the poop chute is not just for gay men you know lj

Wow, i thought douching went out with legwarmers???

Never have, never will.

Self cleansing and thats the way it should be.

I looked at those up the butt shower heads.

douching is alive and well in the suburbs ducky. ;)

Do you douche luv?

If so,

Why? What with?

I have although not recently. Usually if I've had a partner who liked the back door and I thought it might be on for the night I've done it as a courtesy really.

After all, who's going to do any rimming if it's a smelly rim? ;)

Oh I didnt mean up ya kyberpass.

I agree totally with douching then, I meant up ya vagultz :)

Ah right. Well I haven't ever really worried about doing that part. I good flush with the shower head works pretty well I've found. I also got accidentally douched up the vag in a spa one time...then realized the full potential of those jets.

up yer pooper is usually an enema, no?

i only asked cuz of that time a guy traded in a Cadillac that had a trunk full of empty douche boxes and gay porn video boxes. i do mean full. it was bizarre.

I guess enema is the medical term? I think douching maybe refers to the term for the purposes of entertainment? lol

I don't really know though. That's just a guess.

you're kidding right ....

..................I am niave perhaps

What am I kidding about?

Well, some of us take it as a challenge.

"Oh, silicone. How nice. But can it do THIS!"(no appropriate smiley found)