Well, I for one am glad that someone loves me...I knew it was just a matter of time.

lol...compare and contrast.

You are God. Therefore she is correct. A man's home is his castle, so the kingdom of God is closer than you thought after all. I am God, therefore I am. Makes sense to me.

Goes to flood the bathroom! I am wrathfulllllllllll!!!!

I sleep in the arms of Bacchus some nights....

I used to wake up at the crack of Dawn....
Man, was her husband pissed!

Anyway, Jesus doesn't need to love me.
He's got lots of friends.
I see them outside the "Home Depot" all the time.

Jesus Loves You !

I am getting ready to go out for some mexican food and rita's, I will ask him when I get there.

Jesus was a porter in the hospital where I trained and every afternoon between about 3 and 4 rode up and down the main lift/elevator selling the best weed ever. It was his mobile shop and staff & patients rode along to get the best deals. :joint: Peace & Love

Be careful!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ombi3Jesus.gif

:lol:

Apparently, Jesus can be bought.

Jesus van, I like it. I don't want it, but I like the idea of selling Jesus, sort of like a church on wheels. Jesus for sale, guess it is not unlike a bricks and mortor church, eh?

Wow. I never thought I'd say it, but I'd like to buy Jesus.
Jesus would help me out no end at this point.

Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

You all ought to have some respect for God and His Son. Hasn't Jesus suffered enough (on the cross) without you continuing to mock him two millenia later? Or are you so insecure about yourselves that you have to slander other peoples' deities to feel good? For "tolerant" people, its fascinating that you cannot tolerate Christians or holiness.