Jennifer looks like a blue-eyed sqirrell. [sic]

I hate that my entire first page is Jennifer Aniston references. Every single one. I like learning everyone's real first names, though.

Aww clod, at least you don't share a name wit p.diddy. As a result this is the best:

Sean looks like he may have Down Syndrome

Trish looks like she'd give me a BJ right away...

That was the only one on the first page that used the whole phrase, and of course, if you're going to do it, you might as well do it right. ;)

I don't know if any of these quotes come from (UK) Top Gear, but Jeremy Clarkson (a big, brash, petrol head - you know anyone like that?) reviewed a Shelby Mustang the other day. Yup, made me smile.

I have no idea what Larry looks like, nor do I care

Larry looks like he should be melting

Larry looks like the offspring of a Yak who mated a Llama.

Larry looks like a "queer". Has that feminine look about him

Good job Buster. Looks like lots of fun.

Dude looks like a lady.


That is all.

A skank ho, apparently. To tell you more would reveal my true name, which, as all Earthsea dwellars know, is a very dangerous thing.

monster looks like a clown
monster looks like a Scooby Doo Chia-Pet
monster looks like something from Scrapheap Megawars
monster looks like a frog

and using my highly unusual middle name

Jane looks like she was created to make erotic films and fantasies
Jane looks like an anemic Nancy Reagan with a touch of Bozo thrown in
Jane looks like a woman – with large breasts, curvy hips
Jane looks like Lambert

So there we have it. A Skank Ho Lambert.

Just for you, I'll go with that.

I'll have to put a reminder in my Palm to remind me to make that my next user title when the new one expires.

I recall a song Dr. Demento used to play frequently, often made it into the Funny Five ... "My Name is Larry."

I always think of that song when I meet people named Larry.

Robert looks like a mad scientist from Germany
Robert looks like he just found out he has herpes:sniff:

Is this it?

That's the one.

Vince looks like he's been into the Night Train again.

Yikes. If I put it in quotes to Google the exact phrase, it gets worse:

Vince looks like he was just woken up after a drunken heroin-induced coma, handed a sharpie, and told to act natural.