Pam Anderson was instant thought, too. Hep-C is just what she has ADMITTED to having. Anna Nicole was #2, until last week.
Kelly Preston, but I'd be scared I'd be kidnapped and brought to her temple.

I'd give it to Demi Moore, but I'd be too scared that at the last second, Ashton would jump out of the armoire and yell "PUNK'D!!!"

Uh, yeah--Tommy Lee Jones and Kid Rock are truly 'Won't Bang' worthy. :greenface

Michael Jackson

:eek:

Does this mean that, now that Anna is dead, you WOULD bang her?


Ewwww!!!!!

I certainly find her more attractive dead...

...although duct tape over the gob would have had the same effect for less expense

Money cannot protect you from headlice.

But at least the dents on the sides of her skull make a good mark for where the electrodes go.

I get the feeling that she is on the road to a complete breakdown.

Demi Moore did that and look at what a big star she is n..... Uh, nevermind.:bolt:

True; but, it might get Britney a gig on SNL ripping up pictures of the Pope. :D

I'm not interested in any of the conventionally attractive men my colleagues lust for. I'd rather go for tea with Ian Hislop than have sex with most movie stars.

I will give Robbie Williams a specific mention though. Even without being over-tattooed, egocentric and self-indulgent, I bet he's a really crap lover.

In spite of such temptations
Laid by those of her great nation
She won't bang that Englishman
She won't ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ang that Englishman.

Pace G&S

Ben Affleck
Justin T'Lake

I'm sure there are more but I'm too ill to think now.

Uma Thurman

I mean Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee Jones is cool, and not gross.