Did you need more reasons than "it's an award show"?

Not really, but it's nice to be able to stack them up.

I watch the Oscars and the Emmys for the Dead Guy Montage. Nothing I like ever wins. Producers from Hollywood call me up and plead with me not to watch their shows so they can win one of those little statues.

I tuned it out when that idiot came out in the suit trying to talk like the big street mofo...aaawiiiggght? Give me a break, poserboy.