Did you see the article on the Japanese craze for tiny dogs that has made the country the canine genetic defect capitol of the world?

http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/12/27/business/dog.php

Maybe they should go back to the little electronic pets . . .

My dog could eat that dog in a single bite.....as long as it didn't yap at him.

Or maybe we should just cut to the chase and develop little electronic pet-owners

Then they could calculate the risk factors of inbreeding and chances of having successfully replicated specific genes and get even MORE perfect little dogs!

Me? What is my post about? Nothing but the for the selfish self gratification and immortality of being the first poster of the year 2007..


Happy New year to all of you fine witty contributors who have given me more belly laughs than any other source in the last 365 days.

Cheers!