The Cellar - December 21, 2006: Moth drinks tears

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Elspode

12-21-2006 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkfish

Did someone switch the Earth with an bizarre alien planet when we weren't looking?

Didn't Oscar Wilde say that the Earth was an insane asylum for the rest of the Universe? Maybe it is the scary animal zoo as well...

DanaC

12-21-2006 01:50 PM

Not to mention the secret museum.

be-bop

12-21-2006 05:54 PM

Moths drink tears
sounds like a prog band..

xoxoxoBruce

12-21-2006 08:56 PM

Hard to believe that bird can sleep through getting it's eyes sucked...... without being drunk as a skunk.
Also that the moth can whip out his prominent proboscis and insert it precisily... no poking or prodding to find the sweet spot.:confused:

CaliforniaMama

12-22-2006 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Also that the moth can whip out his prominent proboscis and insert it precisily... no poking or prodding to find the sweet spot.:confused:

If only my doctor's could be so kind . . .

CaliforniaMama

12-22-2006 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

"He was drawn to her willowy beauty, as a moth with a barbed proboscis is drawn to the eye of a teary magpie robin at rest."

Propel propel propel your craft
Gently down the liquid solution
Ecstatically ecstatically ecstatically ecstatically
Life is but an illusion

(as a substitute for row row row your boat)

5th grade writing assignment - probably the only literary bit I will remember for the rest of my life.

A complete non-sequitor, I know.

Shawnee123

12-22-2006 07:47 AM

CaliMama...that would make a great thread assignment as well.

Elspode

12-22-2006 09:24 AM

Yeah, that's a good one. Something similar is "Politically Correct Sports Team Names". i.e.:

The Kansas City Native American Tribal Leaders

The Green Bay Exploited Immigrant Animal Product Processors

The Dallas Horseborne Herders of Bovines

The Miami Aquatic Mammals

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