Inspector #69 at the adult novelty factory?

Product tester at the adult novelty factory? ;)

No, no, she's the inspector of the product tester at the adult novelty factory...

where quality is job ...ummm one?

warmer

Fluff girl !!! ;)
or Fluff girl trainer !!!!! ;) ;) ;)

fluffers make movies: (NSFW)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=fluffer&hl=en

muahahaha thats awesomel foot3!!!

I have a story for this thread, but it might be more suitable for the TMI thread, mostly because it involved vomit once again. Anyway, I'll put it here and you can decide what you think.

Two g/f''s and I went to Byron Bay one way weekend for a girls weekend. We went to the local hotel and proceeded to get pretty pissed. The evening wore on and one of the girls decided she'd had enough, so me and gf 1 took gf 2 back to the hotel room we were staying at.

After we put her to bed, we then decided we'd head up to a different pub where we'd heard there was a great band playing (and they were pretty good). After another hour or two we decided to call it a night and wandered back to our room.

When we got there everything seemed fairly fine, and I went into the bathroom to use the facilities. I opened the door and flicked the light on, then decided to close the door. Gf 1 asked why I didn't go in and I suggested she might not like to either, but against my advice, she opened the door and walked straight in.

She was met with wall to wall vomit. It was as if gf 2 had been auditioning for a role in the excorcist and had stood in the middle of the room with her head spinning around spewing vomit.

Gf 1 came out of the room and said, "I see what you mean".

We left an extra $100 on the bed for the cleaning staff although gf 1 did do a reasonable job of hosing it down with the shower head.

After typing this story, I think it probably should be in the TMI, but it was still funny.

Ducknuts - Phone sex girl?

Hmmm I think $5.95 a minute is an insult spexxie!!!!

But if you would like to gimme your credit card details, I'll call and we can discuss it.

do you work in a retail environment where customers come in to your establishment to procure your goods or service?

both lj

Are you a professional massage therapist?

I bet thats along the right lines ,
BUT I wounder just WHAT she massages ???

One of my friends did this in his own home. He was unfortunately quite pliable when it came to a third friend tricking him into overdrinking. It started with a few friendly shots of tequila, if there is such a thing, and progressed to tumblers-full.

We heard a crash upstairs and rushed up to find him lying in a pool of his own vomit on the bathroom floor. His wife, in great distress, asked, "Honey, why did you throw up into the heating vent?"

"Because it was there."

Priceless.

She was VERY pissed, and as far as I know, to this day has not spoken to the other guy.