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Clodfobble 11-03-2006 08:58 PM

In high school I had not one, but two teachers with the last name Fear.

One didn't spell it that way, but they were pronounced identically. A Mr. and a Ms.

As I was typing this, I just remembered that Mr. Fear used to wear a button everyday that said "We have nothing to fear but fear itself."

wolf 11-03-2006 09:08 PM

Two of my absolute best, I can't actually post.

There's this guy, see, and while he's actually a McHeronUser, his last name is kinda like McCrazyGuy, so we always just refer to him as "The McCrazyGuy."

The other fellow has a last name that is very similar to that of his drug of choice ...

Torrere 11-05-2006 06:49 PM

I always thought that William Wordsworth was an apt name for a poet.

Aliantha 11-05-2006 07:03 PM

My cousin married a man whose surname was Hyman. She became Anita Hyman. Funny enough in itself when you say it out loud, but then she went and applied for job with a company called Clive Peters whose company jingle was, 'Clive Peters, it's so easy'.

Hippikos 11-06-2006 03:26 AM

Dunno if it's an aptonym but I've once read that in Canada there's a doctor couple with both have same surname: Doctor. So the lady is always introduced as Dr.Doctor-Doctor.

And btw, I know a guy called Buster Hymen.

BigV 11-06-2006 10:54 AM

Margaret Spellings, U.S. Secretary of Education.

Everywhere, I tell you. :)

footfootfoot: meds?

rkzenrage 11-07-2006 03:00 AM

I know a Richard Bever... we do call him Dicky Beaver. (he is in HS)

warch 11-07-2006 05:45 PM

I heard of a guy who's last name is Benson and his parents named him Benson and he joined the navy so he was ensign Benson Benson. I was told this was true.

BigV 11-21-2006 04:54 PM

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[Australian] Prime Minister John Howard, Treasurer Peter Costello and Health Minister Tony Abbott have been dictating to...
Not especially an aptonym, as I know nothing about them, except their comic namesakes, but it gave me a chuckle... :)

Trilby 11-22-2006 11:15 AM

I know a Dr. Doctor.

ferret88 11-22-2006 02:04 PM

There's a hockey player in Montreal with last name Bonk.

Tonchi 11-24-2006 02:35 AM

I went to high school with a boy named Peter Raper. Why do people stick a name like that on an innocent child? Even in North Carolina, which has more than its share of strange names? :(

DucksNuts 11-24-2006 03:12 PM

My old hairdresser's name was Debbie Blows, I wish she would get married, she is a good hairdresser, but I had to stop going there.....the possibilities were endless.

tw 11-24-2006 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonchi
Why do people stick a name like that on an innocent child?

Ask the boy named Sue.

But then such names don't challenge the named as much as names challenge others. They are really a challenge for you. Do you take an emotional or 'thereby hateful' impression? Or do you take the person as a person? IOW people with such unusual names are how you discover whether you either are a racist (someone who makes decisions based upon first impressions), or are a superior person. Yes, the name is amusing. But if it anything more than amusing, then you met the criteria also called racist - judging others only based upon emotional (first) impression.

'Sue' simply demonstrates how many somehow know only because they feel. We call that racism. We also have other names for what is really hate.

JayMcGee 11-24-2006 07:24 PM

I once worked with a guy whose surname was 'Didlick'


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