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mrnoodle 10-25-2006 12:00 AM

I swear. People. Have you ever considered just rubbing one out and going back out to finish watching the game?

DucksNuts 10-25-2006 12:32 AM

muahaha - thats sad but sooooo funny on too many levels.

Never having had a blow up ..umm...boyfriend, what would the hygiene routine be? :worried:

bbro 10-25-2006 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 9th Engineer
I've always wondered why people who waste time while on payroll don't get the boot no matter what sites they browse...

Because there is a lot of downtime in my job and there are times when I have nothing at all to do. Or there are times when I need something cleared up and I have waited hours for that person to respond. I cannot continue until the question is asked and no, there is usually no other person that can clear up the confusion. Also, I usually don't take lunch because I would rather take breaks every now and then and see what is going on with the cellar.

Shawnee123 10-25-2006 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9th Engineer
I've always wondered why people who waste time while on payroll don't get the boot no matter what sites they browse...


Undertoad 10-25-2006 08:43 AM

9th, you been in the real world job market yet or are you just at school still?

Flint 10-25-2006 09:39 AM

I work a proportionate amount for the salary I recieve vs. the average compensation for what I do.

morethanpretty 10-25-2006 09:47 AM

I will NOT allow my thread to be hijacked! I am intensly curious as to what the cellarites think of the Real Doll! I must needs to know! NOW!

I might be a little hopped up on energy drinks because I recieved less than 3 hours of sleep last night...

Shawnee123 10-25-2006 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint
I work a proportionate amount for the salary I recieve vs. the average compensation for what I do.

Amen, Flint!

And mtp? I think the dolls are funny but nothing replaces the real thing, even if real is in the name. But I still like Charlie reaching for the towel. If I could teach him to mop the floor I'd buy one.

lumberjim 10-25-2006 09:57 AM

don't let ThreadHijackMan hear you say that.

Flint 10-25-2006 09:58 AM

ThreadHijackMan! ThreadHijackMan! ThreadHijackMan! :::he appears?:::

BobT 10-27-2006 02:06 PM

the only thing worse than "using" a blowup doll would be "using" a half torso doll

lumberjim 10-27-2006 03:31 PM

oh, come now. use your imagination. you can think of worse. I know i can. I know a guy that knows some guys that fucked a stump. a tree stump. or a log or something. i don;t know how they got ....wood.

glatt 10-27-2006 03:37 PM

For example, I saw pictures on the web of a guy doing his car. Up the tailpipe. I can only assume he let it cool down some first.

Flint 10-27-2006 03:37 PM

Tiny fucked a stump...

Elspode 10-27-2006 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9th Engineer
I've always wondered why people who waste time while on payroll don't get the boot no matter what sites they browse...

Oh, great...Mr. Fun is back.:D


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