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Spexxvet 10-23-2006 04:11 PM

Murder, she croaked.

barefoot serpent 10-23-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
then snatch

she said snatch:blush:

yesman065 10-23-2006 04:45 PM

Whats the penalty for not answering, cuz I spent a total of about 3 nanoseconds and couldn't think of why I was actually thinking of answering this question with an answer - Therefore, I would probably opt for the penalty rather than answer.
Then again if I had to - Brianna's ex with the 2" penis or whatever and his brother ( figuring his can't be much larger) :) aside from them - the two guys with the smallest weenies in the world. Only if I had to choose, of course

Spexxvet 10-23-2006 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent
she said snatch:blush:

LOL

morethanpretty 10-23-2006 04:58 PM

My friend Sarah...thats easy. But I can't think of a second girl. Sarah and I have already kissed, and we've known each other for a decade, so I would be comfortable with her. But I can't think of anybody else besides my boyfriend, guy or girl, I would be comfortable enough to have sex with.

JayMcGee 10-23-2006 06:23 PM

*chokes*

... oh, I'm so cut up.....

Elspode 10-23-2006 07:11 PM

Excuse me, Bri, but...is this voluntary, or under duress? As a flaming heterosexual, I can't think of *any* man with whom I'd voluntarily have sex, let alone two, but if someone was pointing a gun at my head, I might be able to make some choices.

DucksNuts 10-23-2006 07:27 PM

Oh Oh....

Angelina, Drew Barrymore, and Jessica Alba

Oh and Aliantha of course :D

I'm up for FMK

jinx 10-23-2006 07:45 PM

1. Brody Dalle
2. tie: Hope Sandoval / Beth Orton

Aliantha 10-23-2006 07:51 PM

Yesman...I'm guessing from your response that you see yourself more as a catcher than a pitcher? lol

Ducks...I'm so honoured!

Of course you'd have to be at the top of my list...and the other would be....hmmm...so many choices...so little time! I'll choose Sparkie. ;)

Ibby 10-23-2006 08:25 PM

(young) David Bowie and... Matt Bellamy, of Muse.

Beestie 10-23-2006 11:50 PM

This is a girl's question. No hetero guy can even contemplate it.

mrnoodle 10-24-2006 01:20 AM

Schadenfreude is more than half of the fun. People enjoy seeing you HAVE to choose.

The reason this is hard for guys is that we are very visual people. You know, the butt/boob thing, etc. So, when you ask us to imagine having sex with someone, we ACTUALLY imagine it, and not in the abstract. This is like mental rape. Furthermore, knowing that we all think in that way, when another man gives a serious answer, we know that he has just thought about having sex with a man. Now you can't look them directly in the eye until they have reasserted their straightness in some way.

We're mostly pack animals, that's how it is.

I'm a lone wolf, baby.

If forced at gunpoint, on pain of death to a dear family member, I would do it (nothing touches my butthole though. Nothing) with.......

.......

.......

......

I seriously can't think of anyone. I know they can't be hairy or bodybuilders. That would be just horrible. They have to be as close to girls as I can get them without being those drag queen people. Who's girly?

yesman065 10-24-2006 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha
Yesman...I'm guessing from your response that you see yourself more as a catcher than a pitcher? lol

I don't even play the game, let alone want to pick a position! But in the spirit of the thread I stand by my answer - as long as there are no other guys around. In which case I'd fight or run. :worried:

Trilby 10-24-2006 07:24 AM

This is really just a 'who do you think is hot?' kinda question.

I'll change it--you don't HAVE to do them. Two members of your own sex that you think are hot or at least cute.


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