Hmmm...it's a bit fuzzy noodle.

Camera phone. Plus, I only promised the nipple.

I'll see your nipple and raise you some cleavage!

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I'll see you boobicas (loving that top!!!) and raise you an arse...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../Photo004e.jpg



Edit coz my arse looked big in this

*waiting to get the arse*

I had to resize it, no one needs to see my arse taking up their whole friggen screen.....'specially if its a 19 inch bugger

lol...nice arse! Where'd you get those undies from? Very sexy!

Heading right into the main part then, are we? Well then. Let me see what I have laying about....

btw ducks, i would tap that like it was illegal. :eek:

However, at this time I wish to continue with disturbing thematic elements.

Here I am, wearing evil, just dug up from teh grave black metal face paint (as much as I could manage in 5 minutes and low patience levels. Also, my hair has glittery silver glue in it, mixed with blue glue.

In the next picture, I am raping Ann coulter's book. And I'm conservative. I think we may discuss marriage soon. She seemed so happy.

I toe the line between 'show yourself' and 'back of the store for THAT kind of porn' so, voila: (as you can guess, I will never willingly post nude full body pics of myself. It's too much. But I will make sick jokes about what I do post.

but..would ya maybe email them??? :p

re: silence after my pics:

lol


you do realize I'm joking, right?

Counselors are standing by..............

RE: sending pics to ducks .....hmmm. I need to trim first. lemme get back to you.

I'm trying to think how I can trump your pics.

I have limited resources at work, but I am sure I can come up with something suitable.

joking? what were you joking about?

here's a guy with the biggest cock i've ever seen
http://www.voetsek.com/lighter_side/..._huge_cock.jpg

Very nice!
Now if I could only figger out how to get a pic outta my phone and onto my computer. . .

Duck and Ali: All I cansay is SWEET! and HOT!:love: :drool: :yum:

Noodle: you look a little cold, dude. :shocking: Is it a bit nipply there?