I don't know about anyone else, but I had been dry humping, mutually diddling, performing and receiving acts of oral gratification - and just about every other possible variation that did not involve genital/genital contact - for *years* before I finally got to play hide the salami.

By the time I did the actual horizontal bop, it was, if you'll pardon the phrase, anticlimactic. At any rate, I was scarcely "inexperienced", so perhaps we need a more concise definition of the word "virgin"?

Yeah, my first time actually "doing it" was lame. Plus, we had been dry humping for like 2 hours, so the relevant bits were essentially anesthetized.

"Relevant bits essentially anesthetized". LJ, I think we have a winning User Title, here. :D

I was one of those "nice guys" that took the meaning of the word "no" to really mean "no." My HS girlfriend and I would indulge in heavy petting for an hour or so. Never took the "plunge." Dammit! I was 22 the first time and it wasn't my HS girlfriend. We broke up after she graduated.

Yep, nice guys get the shaft. Then girls get all bitchy when the asshole treats her like shit and they do it again without learning anything.

I listen to what she tells me, not neccessarily what she says. Just cause she SAYS no doesn't mean she means no. Though that can getchya into trouble...

Step one: forget everything you ever saw somebody do in a porno. No "Rocky the Stud" moves the first time out.

You never were a virgin, but could be in the future? Cool...

I was a virgin twice...you're not missing anything.

Reminds me of this Kevin Smith monolog

You *so* need that on a t-shirt, Maggie. :blush:

Hm, I just thought of a similar but not quite the same experience I could relate this too... I had my first kiss with someone I'm not going out with anymore, and I really regret it at this point. If I could I would start over on that bit, at least.

EDIT: MTP, you make me sick. You twisted, crazy, derranged loony.

Practice!
 

We all just need a Real Doll!

sometimes I scare myself

I have succeeded!

MTP "We all just need a Real Doll!" I think we found the perfect spouse for BM!! !! !!

You get what you give in this world.

Ask yourself what you want and do that on others. Very simple. Being a virgin isn't as important as being honest with yourself and others.