The Cellar - October 4, 2006: Rhinos attack newborn calf

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Flint

10-04-2006 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

First off, they're all horny. Get it? Horny?

Well, duh, those horns are made out of aphrodisiac...

Saknussem

10-04-2006 12:14 PM

Days of Our Rhino

Steve the Rhino: "Hey Herb, did you hear Wanda the Cow had a kid?"
Herb the Rhino: "She did? That bitch! I bet it was with that Ralph! That guy is so full of bullshit."
Steve the Rhino: "Well, he IS a bull."
Herb the Rhino: "I don't care! That two-timing slut."
Steve the Rhino: "Yeah, well, I bet you're too chicken to do something about it."
Herb the Rhino: "Yeah? What the hell do YOU know about it?"
Steve the Rhino: "I bet you can't clear the fence with the kid."
Herb the Rhino: "Oh yeah, short-horn? Watch this shit."
Herb runs, horns the kid, kid clears fence EASY . . .
Herb the Rhino: "YEAH BITCH! TAKE THAT! HERB FOR THE THREE POINTER!"

Shawnee123

10-04-2006 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Let's "read" the "facial expression" of all these rhinos (I'll bet it's much harder with no narrative context...)

That 3rd one on the right, 2nd row...he has an air of whimsy about him. ;)

limey

10-04-2006 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

Maybe they were worried mom was going to breastfeed in front of them at the watering hole.

:lol2:

Trilby

10-04-2006 12:32 PM

First row, second from left--has come to accept his sexual inadequacy.

Shawnee123

10-04-2006 12:39 PM

3rd row, 4th one over...definitely a case of short-guy syndrome

Dypok

10-04-2006 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

First off, they're all horny. Get it? Horny?

I tried so hard not to laugh.:redface:

Someone photoshop Steve-O into that picture.

Elspode

10-04-2006 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by headsplice

If you paint a baby monkey pink, the other baby monkeys will attack and kill it, because it looks different.

Unlike human beings, who are usually kind and supportive to people who look different. :lol2:

Flint

10-04-2006 02:59 PM

Let's be honest, who hasn't beaten someone to death, before realizing that they were simply painted pink.

Shawnee123

10-04-2006 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Let's be honest, who hasn't beaten someone to death, before realizing that they were simply painted pink.

Well, I shot someone painted pink before. Man, did I feel badly afterward. I was SURE they were really pink!

Leah	10-04-2006 07:02 PM

Poor baby calf I hope it was ok. What a horrible start to life.
Don't know if anyone has noticed yet but the fence in the last photo looks a little bit flimsy to me. One little nudge and over she goes. Rhinos on the run, not such a good idea, and I'm sure there would be other animals and people all over the place running from those crazy ass rhinos :eek:

xoxoxoBruce

10-04-2006 10:27 PM

wtf......26 posts and nobody's told me whether we're eating the calf or the Rhino, yet.:yum:

Being so young, the calf is pretty pliable, which could save it.
Also, calves that young tend to walk around with their heads down which might have been interpreted as stalking?

dar512

10-05-2006 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Also, calves that young tend to walk around with their heads down which might have been interpreted as stalking?

Oh, sure. Blame the victim.

wolf	10-05-2006 11:29 AM

It's a wildlife park. Shouldn't we see more of this kind of evolution in action sort of display? Why aren't there lions in the zebra enclosure, if they are really trying to provide a simulation of the African Veldt?

Flint

10-05-2006 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Why aren't there lions in the zebra enclosure, if they are really trying to provide a simulation of the African Veldt?

AND: entertainment value! It's a win/win! (Seriously...isn't it?)

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