Like, this iiiiis sooo kwel? Us valley girls here in Anaheim? are really tops for you? choosing Gwennie!'s birthday Oct 3 for this wicked event? Like, you know?, uhm..., you know? how the planets like line up sometimes? Yea?, it's like that? You know?, like, multiple thingos on the same exaaact day? ...I'm mean come on, like, this happens everyday? As if.

Avast thar, me hearties. I be havin a fair wind and tide, b goin o'er yon horizon for a few days. Lookin fer dem square grouper. be splicin' da main brace upon me return.

You talkin t'me, huh, HUH?

Ve need more varnings eef ve are to do zees teengs. i knew nahthink of zees teeng untiel eet vas vell eento za day.


even i can't read that.