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Shawnee123 09-25-2006 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
Okay, that's done it. I will never visit Australia under my own free will. If I find that I have been brought there against my will, I will spontaneously die of arachnaphobia right on the spot.

Wow, I'm going to have to agree. The picture alone will give me nightmares!

rkzenrage 09-25-2006 11:38 AM

We have lots of Wolfies here... I like them. They tend to hang in the bathrooms.

Shawnee123 09-25-2006 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage
We have lots of Wolfies here... I like them. They tend to hang in the bathrooms.

YOU LIKE THEM? ARE YOU INSANE?
I am a complete arachnaphobe. There was a black jumpy spider in my house the other day. My guy was gone and I can't get close enough to kill them because they jump all over the freaking place. I felt so cruel, but I sprayed Starch Spray on it to thicken it up then killed it. I felt bad about it, but it was in my house uninvited and was not paying rent, so to heck with it!

rkzenrage 09-25-2006 11:50 AM

What are they going to do? They are just little spiders. I think my Wolves do pay rent by eating roaches. Remember, I live in FL, the roaches take my furniture outside, steal our food and the neighbors beer and have parties.

BigV 09-25-2006 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hagar
AARRRRGHHH HUNTSMEN!!!!...
Have you ever come home (not un-refreshed) in the small hours and in a short sighted, alcohol-contributed, phobic rage beaten your car keys to death with a rolled up newspaper thinking they were a huntsman?...

Ok, Hagar, you're new here, so I'll spell it out for you. Some of us work with expensive computers that we don't own, and that are even more averse to liquids than you are to Huntsmen. So, if you please, as a courtesy to those of us who don't have the means to replace these expensive displays, please, please label posts such as yours with the warning SCF, or Swallow Coffee First. I, for one, thank you. [/public service announcment]

O M G :lol2:

limey 09-25-2006 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage
What are they going to do? They are just little spiders. I think my Wolves do pay rent by eating roaches. Remember, I live in FL, the roaches take my furniture outside, steal our food and the neighbors beer and have parties.

Great image ... :thumbsup: !

Shawnee123 09-25-2006 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage
What are they going to do? They are just little spiders. I think my Wolves do pay rent by eating roaches. Remember, I live in FL, the roaches take my furniture outside, steal our food and the neighbors beer and have parties.

Eek, couldn't stand the roaches either.

Come on, spiders BITE!

Do you name your wolfies?

mrnoodle 09-25-2006 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Hagar
Have you ever heard the little clicking sound their feet make when they walk across a stainless steel sink in the night when everything else is quiet?

:help:

Crimson Ghost 09-25-2006 05:33 PM

While doing post-mortem exams, I've had things crawl out.

I don't let them crawl on me while I sleep.

Wolf spiders, camel spiders, tarantulas, ect.
Gimme a blowtorch.

xoxoxoBruce 09-25-2006 08:26 PM

Me too...spray starch and thermonuclear weapons on all of the eight legged vermin. :footpyth:

DucksNuts 09-25-2006 08:31 PM

Spiders dont bother me, but watch me scream like a girl and run if there is a mouse anywhere within 20 feet of me.

Crimson Ghost 09-25-2006 10:32 PM

Mice are ok.
A little teriyaki sauce makes them better.

DucksNuts 09-25-2006 11:17 PM

:vomit: and to think I named you in my sexy cellarite list ghost.

Crimson Ghost 09-25-2006 11:35 PM

Aww...
Thank you.

rkzenrage 09-26-2006 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV
Ok, Hagar, you're new here, so I'll spell it out for you. Some of us work with expensive computers that we don't own, and that are even more averse to liquids than you are to Huntsmen. So, if you please, as a courtesy to those of us who don't have the means to replace these expensive displays, please, please label posts such as yours with the warning SCF, or Swallow Coffee First. I, for one, thank you. [/public service announcment]

O M G :lol2:

Best visual of the year so far, I agree. I even got little girl screams with it in my melon... sweet!
I don't name my Wolfies... we used to, but after a while there became so many that we gave-up. Plus, this is odd, but most are ladies that come inside, and they look masuline, so they are hard to name properly. Too butch.
Again, what is a mouse going to do to you? Just ignore it.
I can't wait to hear the news-cast... "man mauled to death in his home by mouse...."

Though I was unhappy once when crawling under an orange tree to fix a micro-jet when I fell into an underground rat's warren. Grove rats are BIG... they were upset about my sudden intrusion. I was wearing shorts, a tool-belt and short work boots. We were all pretty startled. But, it was pretty common to have large spiders fall on me, snakes drop out of the trees onto me, or come out from under stuff, or be around the tree I crawled under, rats, roaches, big bugs, all kinds of nutty stuff when the fruit dropped and began to do what it did after about a week or so (especially the big grapefruit)... just part of the job.
A startled bar-hog is no fun, I'll tell ya' that.


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