Aha, I take it you've never cleaned a men's room. :lol:

Women can't; men won't.

I have a friend (she's a she :p ) who is an absolute perfectionist when it comes to aim. Its the grossest and coolest party trick ever.

Women wont; men won't.

You were screwing someone who was sitting on a toilet seat? I've done that before...

Question??? Could it be that the toilet above in the picture was for STANDING over and not the hover-round idea? Walk in, face the wall , lift your skirt and go. This would have been before women in general wore jeans and pants in large numbers so it would have been easy to just walk-n-pee, then pat.

And as far as buttocks sweat and germs? Ever go into a womans restroom where a hover-round has been? You'll worry about more than butt-sweat, and I'm not sitting in THAT either. (I'm with Mr. Noodles on that one)

Doesnt every Mother teach their daughter to hover??

Its tough when you are intoxicated though.

romuh doog is correct. The Sanistand was made for standing over; hence the "stand" part of its name. Just which direction you stand I'm not sure. I think a womens will have to chime in and explain. The only time I've seen women pee is on camping trips and they squated on the ground. True story: my sister once did that in a bunch of poison ivy; her buttocks were later used as an illustration in a medical book.

I wouldn't know. I have to say, I have never taken the opportunity to discuss the matter with my wife and daughter.

Maybe at dinner tonight . . . .

here is a girly toilie

http://rednecks.info/pictures/redneck-garden.jpg

that would be a bit...errr....tickly Chey.

Easy to wipe though. ;)

*That's* where the Spring Bouquet Freshness comes from! Another of life's mysteries unveiled. :smack:

Polled one young woman, DaughterofV, "what do you think about this?" the opening picture.

"Ahh, no."

What about the Turkish lavatory ? You don't have to touch any seat or porcelain at all . The main difficulty with the Turkish lavatory is female foot-splash of course , but that is easily avoided . The micturating lady should be facing the wall , and not the door . Very few women know this .