don't vote.... it just encourages them.....

would you believe i spent over 2 monthes underwater with out seeing the sun? Had to work on the tan after that:lol:

doing what?

submarine service.. spying and dropping of seals

ahhhh....a bubblehead. cool.

I'm enjoying wearing pants today. Yesterday I didn't. The day before that I got fired for I.M. ing at work.

IM is required where I work.

I was the Chef at a Hospital....I was bad. I have no job now. Mean Hospital. Meanies. They're quite serious about productivity appearently

And I thought I wuz an attention whore!!!

Of course. Quantity > Quality.

Oh, and I type with only eight fingers.

Califuckingfornia? You don't know you're born

you come over here mate, and check out our climate.


we only use two fingers 'cos of of the webs between them....

I commit people.

I can shut down a company .

i'm 32 and getting braces. woohoo!

I'm going on a vacation. Some place warm and beautiful.