He has a ken for it but Sponge Bob always gets in his way.

Plankton also has a ken for stealing the elusive and highly secret recipe for the delicious crabbyPattie, but SpongeBob always foils that, too. Plankton owns the Chum Bucket restaurant and is in direct competition with Mr. Crabbs(owner of the CrabbyPattie) for business. The taking over the world thing is like an obsessive hobby with him. I, like most women, find Plankton's power attractive and seductive. I also like his deep, baritone voice.

Sorry to disapoint you Brianna, all my drugs are leagaly prescribed by the VA.

Vicoden, Valium yummy:yum:

I'm none the wiser, but then I tend to go for the pork with asaparagus right now - it all sound very interesting though and, hey, I have a powerful, deep, baritone voice....

I want to take over the world about as much as I want to take over my uncle's mortgage. No, I don't think that's a rational proposition at all.

It is a well-known fact that those who crave world domination have also never been known to have taken over (or wanted to take over) their uncle's mortgage. I think we need something more conclusive and convincing....

And you call terself a pyrate. ARRRGH -5 Pirate Points, and no choclate milk for a week. So It Be Written, So It Be Done. Captian Fargon Emperor of the Knowen Universe:king:

No, no, no... Eugene H. Krabs is the owner of The Krusty Krab restaurant. The Krabby Pattie is the burger.

I stand in the presence of Greatness and humbly ask your apologies! You, madam, are correct. It is indeed Mr. Krabs with a K, and the restaurant is the Krusty Krab. now, what can you tell me about the origins of the emotional angst of Squidward?

True pirates don't want to dominate the world. They just want some wenches and grog.

You forgot swag, lots and lots of swag. :lol:

Well, the swag is only necessary in order to obtain the wenches and grog.

The mortgage statement was merely an analogy, admittedly not a great one. I just meant I'd rather not saddle myself with the extra responsibility. Taking over the whole world would be way too much work for someone who cannot remember to feed the cat. If I were stuck in charge of the world, I'd probably just misplace it or forget it somewhere.

as well you should, Kozmique. As well you should.

Douglas Adams would be right there with you. :)

a thread for rational individuals? they didn't say anything about this in the brochure.

*scampers off quick-like*