down here i call everyone cunts. i have a running joke with a friend (female too) about how funny a cuntface would be. imagine a person with a cunt for a face. now picture them blowing their nose, eating spagetti, popping pimples, giving birth etc etc

Much to Mr Fargon's chagrin I usually say "goddamnit" when I swear, thought the common favorite F*** can also be heard from my corner.

In polite company or when children are within hearing range my exclamation is "oh heavens!"

"goddamnit" Is one I over use. Like when I'm doing something and the dog starts barking, when a car door slams within miles.

the ol' FFS is used a lot in my day to day life

Fuck.

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuckin' fuck, fuckin' A. 1001 fucking uses.

I also favor the compound, motherfuck.

I use fucklot as a measure of both mass and volume.

I like fucking.

er. I meant to type. "I like fuck."

Interestingly, while I curse like a sailor*, I rarely blaspheme.

* Why is the expression, curse like a sailor. Although I have never spent time with any shipboard, I don't ever really recall hearing a sailor curse. To any extreme or particularly colorful degree, anyway.

fuck is a great curse word, although I feel it has lost it's real value as a proper insult, it seems to work better as an explative. for me anyway, but it does roll right out in sooooo many different ways. right now I have to say that ass-ratchet and cock-wrench are two of my favorites.. and accidental ones to boot.

I guess it depends on the context.

fuck knuckle, fuck stick, fuck shaft,

bloody asshole and bloody cunt also have horrific images.

jerk...although its not really swearing...ive found that calling someone a jerk really goes deep into their soul

Bloody hell is my favourite...

I save 'fuck' for special occassions. That usually gets attention since I rarely swear.

sonofawhore

all-time fave... fuck-wad.

I once called my ex a "dick with ears".... that one came from absolutely no where...

I have been trying to clean up my potty mouth lately, and I'm pretty much down to the occasional "fucktard" for someone who is particularly idiotic. I've recently discovered the power of certain facial expressions that convey the "fuck you" without having to pollute the air with such pedestrian invective.

The only curse I can't tolerate in my presence is "Jesus Christ" with "fucking" in between. It makes me see red. If you use it in front of me, you can suck the infected cock of a dead donkey. Just don't be blasphemous.

I'm not sure if this is blatant hypocrisy or just my own personal thing.

Witless cunt.

this comment cost you 10 points of coolness quotient.

it's only blasphemy if:
A. you're right, and Christ is the only true Lord.
or
B. the speaker is as whacky Christian as you are.

fucktard.

It's an insult to the name of my God. why wouldn't it be offensive? I have a thin, zigzaggy line, but eventually something crosses it.



Luckily I have billions of cool points left.

If it didn't offend someone, it wouldn't be an effective cuss and therefore it wouldn't ever be said. Nobody says "Kentucky Fucking Chicken". Although they really ought to.

Kinky Kentucky...