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Elspode 03-03-2006 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
My bet is that after a short while they'll catch the mayor banging the 14 y.o. babysitter when he's not busy wifeswapping with the guy who runs the hardware store.

The DA will have a frickin huge hydroponic/H.I.D. lighted, climate controlled, reefer farm in his basement, and the deacon/scoutmaster will be up to the typical shenanigans.
And the hysterical outcome of all of this? Its all cool...'cause they've accepted Jesus as their Personal Savior (tm), and they'll be forgiven, no matter what sort of irresponsible, antisocial, murderous, child molesting crimes they've committed.

Griff 03-04-2006 07:43 AM
There is a long history of these sorts of voluntary communities in the good ole USA. I'm all for this sort of thing vs going to the state house and banning this that and the other... Of course it will go down in flames but you and I won't get burned.

capnhowdy 03-04-2006 08:29 AM
A real life remake of 'Pleasantville'.

Spexxvet 03-04-2006 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
My bet is that after a short while they'll catch the mayor banging the 14 y.o. babysitter when he's not busy wifeswapping with the guy who runs the hardware store.

The DA will have a frickin huge hydroponic/H.I.D. lighted, climate controlled, reefer farm in his basement, and the deacon/scoutmaster will be up to the typical shenanigans.

The ones who create these "sanctuaries" are typically only trying to hide from themselves. But how long will the hidden self stay hidden?
Don't forget the animals (male mayor/monsignor with male sheep).

They'll deny the natural biological imperitive we have to reproduce, and replace it with the perfectly sensible concepts of resurection, omnipotence, and answered prayers. :rolleyes:

xoxoxoBruce 03-04-2006 10:43 AM
Animals? It's smack up against the Everglades. :worried:

footfootfoot 03-04-2006 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Elspode
And the hysterical outcome of all of this? Its all cool...'cause they've accepted Jesus as their Personal Savior (tm), and they'll be forgiven, no matter what sort of irresponsible, antisocial, murderous, child molesting crimes they've committed.
Touché. After all, look at potus.

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Originally Posted by spexxvet
Don't forget the animals (male mayor/monsignor with male sheep).

They'll deny the natural biological imperitive we have to reproduce, and replace it with the perfectly sensible concepts of resurection, omnipotence, and answered prayers.
How could I have forgotten the animals? After all (again) is He not our shepherd, and we His sheep?

nearer my god to thee, &c.

marichiko 03-04-2006 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
Touché. After all, look at potus.
Do we HAVE to? :smack:

Say, does this mean I could start a community where potus is banned? :jig:


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