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"Baboons learn to open car storage containers."
Could also read: "High School graduation test scores are up in New Jersey" |
Ahhh Good ol' Knowsley Safari Park. Many a happy childhood memory there. Mainly, if I am honest, these consist of getting lost and trying to find said safari park, eventually happening upon it as Dad's irritation began to peak.
There are two kinds of visit to Knowsley: either the animals are about and you get the shit the beat out of your car (cue worrying tilting of car and scraping noises); or you drive the entire park and see nowt but the odd pheasant. |
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Replace the roof container with a BBQ grill. :cool:
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Chimp with a machine gun on the roof would solve this problem.
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Went to knowsley last year and the funniest thing I saw was a chap's face when his car overheated and broke down during feeding time in the lion enclosure.
You could see it in his face " Burn to death or outrun the lions " Sadly the staff got to him in the landrover and sorted him out. Bah |
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