Monopoly. And it wasn't even until he started making...

mad passionate...

...and exotic grilled cheese sandwiches that he remembered he had left his...

sticky buns in the oven while he was distracted by his throbbing...

mobile phone, which he had left on vibrate the previous night, while trying to stimulate his partner's...

...interest in the discussion of his overly large...

coffee mug which he had won in a cutthroat game of...

'Double Entendre Chain Story Truth or Dare.' In which, his winning stroke was....

smooth and easy. Just like he likes his women.

Chapter 2 begins with her stroking her ...

all this babble and not one picture...

she thought as she continued stroking her...

I could really do with a picture right now...

... she said to herself as she decided to...

go look at some pictures