Three words. Thin Wall Challenge.

So you put the tampon in before hotel sex...

In all the other cases, is it sex with no string attached?






:D Sorry, but I couldn't resist.

EWWWWWWWWWWW!

Although it does remind me of something.
I stayed overnight with one of my flings (years ago, when I had the energy) and while waiting for him to bring me a cup of tea in bed I started fiddling with something on his bedside table.

He appeared, tea in hand and said, "What are you doing with my earplugs?"
Revolted I dropped them and said "Ewww, I didn't think about it. That's been in your ear!"

To his credit he simply gave me an arch look.
Both of us remembered the night before.

This guy is a damn fool!!! OMG, I laughed so HARD at this silly fucker.

We commented loudly, but damn, we sould have just streamed sex music from Youtube and turned it UUUUUUPP. next time (hopefully never).

I can't do eardrops, earplugsa are never gonna happen. That was THE worst part of the MRI I had a couple of years ago.

But it's kind of hard with a 14yo who is old enough to know exactly what is happening and almost past the embarrassed stage and into the able to joke about it stage, but thankfully and yet omg what will she take away from this not able to tell that the woman is faking it badly.

Yeah, poor Hebe, that must have been weird.

You guys didn't use that as a teaching moment?

5th

Does that mean that you showed her how to fake it properly?

I think that was infi's job

That means she's been in the US too long.