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zippyt 09-23-2012 05:19 PM
Zip, you may have to join philthy and me over here on the Group W bench.

Join you ?? Who the hell do you think held the door open for you guys ???


Oh and check this shit out FStick that called the cops on me yesterday just asked me to cut their yard , my responce "was it you that called the cops on me yesterday "
Well yeah , see we were on the back porch and the shooting was freaking us out so I called the cops "
All you had to do was say something and I would have stopped, no problem ,


so what about the yard ??
i looked at him like :eyebrow:
then went to the porch , got a pair of Rusty Yard shears
handed them to him and said , have fun !!!
he has 2 acres to cut , have fun FStick !!!:p:

xoxoxoBruce 09-23-2012 05:25 PM
That's not very neighborly, Zip. After all, 2 acres @ $4 a square foot, plus $1 per inch average height reduction, is the least you can do.

footfootfoot 09-23-2012 05:32 PM
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Been a series of home invasions here over the last month armed neighbors are a good thing imho. May or may not be related Merlin went off in the middle of the night last night which he never does unless someone is on the porch.
a series of home invasions WTF!?

Merlin went off in the middle of the night last night which he never does unless someone is on the porch.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Print this out and paste it to your door

xoxoxoBruce 09-23-2012 05:54 PM
It was probably just a bear, or mountain lion, or rattle snake, or ...

Griff 09-23-2012 06:30 PM
Probably but...

If I heard the news correctly one old guy had chemicals thrown on his bed in the middle of the night. Motion lights, then Merlin, they don't want to enjoy the third line of defense.

Clodfobble 09-23-2012 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Griff
If I heard the news correctly one old guy had chemicals thrown on his bed in the middle of the night.
Holy shit. That's not robbery, that's crazy. Please keep your guns at the ready, Griff.

footfootfoot 09-24-2012 08:05 AM
There was a news story about some meth cookers that had a bunch of acid and other meth related shit who were doing house invasions. Not sure of the coordinates of Grifftopia though.

Griff 09-24-2012 04:58 PM
This is one township away. The victim's names I've heard are all familiar.

footfootfoot 09-24-2012 05:09 PM
Charming.
:rolleyes:

Griff 09-24-2012 05:11 PM
I'm expecting it to be a meth deal.

footfootfoot 09-24-2012 05:12 PM
They need to improve their image via a catchy ad campaign. I'm thinking of the old pork ads: Meth. The other Crack.

Griff 09-24-2012 05:20 PM
Hmm...
Meth: Speed for the jobless!
Meth: Paranoia made easy!
Meth: Making modern rural PA feel like the South Bronx in 1975

ZenGum 09-24-2012 09:30 PM
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i looked at him like
then went to the porch , got a pair of Rusty Yard shears
handed them to him and said , have fun !!!
he has 2 acres to cut , have fun FStick !!!
:lol2: :lol2:

Aww, Zip, you crack me up.

Griff 09-25-2012 05:20 AM
That was brilliant!

footfootfoot 09-25-2012 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 831519)
Zip, you may have to join philthy and me over here on the Group W bench.

Join you ?? Who the hell do you think held the door open for you guys ???


Oh and check this shit out FStick that called the cops on me yesterday just asked me to cut their yard , my responce "was it you that called the cops on me yesterday "
Well yeah , see we were on the back porch and the shooting was freaking us out so I called the cops "
All you had to do was say something and I would have stopped, no problem ,


so what about the yard ??
i looked at him like :eyebrow:
then went to the porch , got a pair of Rusty Yard shears
handed them to him and said , have fun !!!
he has 2 acres to cut , have fun FStick !!!:p:
Zippy, you fucking slay me. I wish I had seen that.


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