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Roosta 01-12-2005 07:23 AM

Do the barstools have height adjusters or do you just give the top a quick rub?

juju 01-22-2005 10:28 PM

Hey all,

Here's the orca penis in question.

http://cellar.org/2012/orcapenis.jpg

wolf 01-23-2005 09:01 AM

That's the lead in pic for the Church of the Whale Penis.

Hi juju, welcome back.

Undertoad 01-23-2005 09:13 AM

It is, as I noted, a most impressive find. :)

darclauz 10-02-2005 11:29 PM

..........my dream date.

darclauz 10-02-2005 11:30 PM

i can't believe i said that. two minutes at the cellar again, and it's a whale penis evening.

LORD, i missed this place.

darclauz 10-02-2005 11:31 PM

and......... who's the guy, and what's his story? how does his wife feel about his fifteen minutes of fame? does she ever have cellarites stop them out in public, and say...hey! i know your husband! wasn't he the guy who....................

Griff 06-05-2006 06:23 AM

The whale penis will rise again.

xoxoxoBruce 06-05-2006 06:34 AM

Quote:

The biggest was a 5-foot-2-inch organ once belonging to a sperm whale and now preserved in a cylinder of formaldehyde. It was twice as long when it was still attached to the whale, Hjartarson said.
:speechls:

Undertoad 06-05-2006 06:54 AM

http://cellar.org/2002/whalepenis.jpg

That's the original whale penis IotD from the museum.

Ibby 06-05-2006 06:57 AM

That orcock is... is...
*goes red*
...excuse me for a moment.

Elspode 06-05-2006 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff
The whale penis will rise again.

"In animals with such promiscuous ways, a male who can deposit sperm deeper into the female than his competitors is more likely to pass on his genes. So in evolutionary terms, he who has the longest penis bone wins."

I'm pretty sure this is still true nowadays. At least, it would seem so from the way some dickheads act.

xoxoxoBruce 07-13-2006 10:16 PM

We can always use another......:blush:

Elspode 07-13-2006 10:24 PM

Where are the whale indecency police?

Trilby 07-14-2006 10:05 AM

Do whale penii just flop around like that? I would have thought that they were retractable somehow.


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