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Funniest home Videos here we come! Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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Class talking about the division of labour and self-sufficiency. I asked them where they'd get milk from. "A cow!" cried they. How? I asked. Several attempted to demonstrate. None of them had the action anywhere near right. A few were miming tugging on the teats like pulling on a rope to ring a bell. One showed a twisting action like wringing out a wet cloth!!!
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You should've brought a real cow to class so it could kick the shit out of them.
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Sneak over there tonight and you and J use it. ;) Whhheeeeeeeeeee! |
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Of course, now it is the 16.1 kilometer burp.
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A few minutes to fill at work, so I hit wikipedia and surf the random pages.
click .... Uruguayan soccer leagues .... click ... Orlov revolts in Greece ... click HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY CLICK CLICK CLICK |
Second-hand furniture is mildly amusing me today.
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So,chatting with a colleague today, discussing the behaviour of some of our students: laziness, cheating, generally having their heads up their arses.
My fellow teacher remarked that "a lot of the Chinese students should just be lined up and shot". I had to check my watch, but yes, it was June 4th ... the 20th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre. I shouldn't laugh, but I bloody well did. |
:lol2: Yep, yer going to hell. Save me a seat.
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I passed a student in the hallway, and she was talking to a friend about her mother.
She said "I mean, COME ON. I'm an ADULT. I'm 19 AND A HALF." If you don't know why that's funny, you're too young. |
HA HA HA HA - Thats too rich.
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Did you write her up for being there without a hall pass? :angel:
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Nah, I just smacked her and sent her to her room.
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