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Big Sarge 02-26-2013 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 854782)
I wonder if the cougar paints her claws or simply dips them in the blood of a fresh killl

Hmmm, that got me thinking. Do you remember the Great Dane you had to put down?? She had green painted nails

Big Sarge 02-26-2013 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 854783)
Hmmm, that got me thinking. Do you remember the Great Dane you had to put down?? She had green painted nails

Since when did we start putting down Scandinavians??

Big Sarge 02-26-2013 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 854784)
Since when did we start putting down Scandinavians??

You know what I meant

Trilby 02-26-2013 09:26 PM

They might be cougars, but they're still a size four and working hard on keeping up.

regular.joe 02-26-2013 09:27 PM

Entertaining, but you're starting to scare me a little Sarge.

Big Sarge 02-26-2013 10:27 PM

simply goofing around. what triggered this was trilbys comments on turning 50 this year. i'll be 53 in a couple of months. then, i thought it might be interesting to carry on a conversation with myself -good vs bad.

trilby, you are a cougar in my eyes. don't put yourself down. in fact, i am practically in love with all of the mature women on here. i far prefer a woman with some experience

BigV 02-26-2013 10:40 PM

goofing is hard to read in plaintext.

trust me, I know.

Aliantha 02-26-2013 11:17 PM

For a minute there I thought teh cellarwebz had gone all funni.

ZenGum 02-26-2013 11:53 PM

New TV Drama: Game of Crones, with Big Sarge playing all the male roles.

xoxoxoBruce 02-27-2013 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Trilby (Post 854787)
They might be cougars, but they're still a size four and working hard on keeping up.

The fuck they are, you've been read too many trash novels or something. Real cougars come in all shapes and sizes, mostly size 14 and up. The only perky thing they have, is their attitude. It's not their looks, it's their spirit.

jimhelm 02-27-2013 12:22 AM

Youre not a real woman until someone comes out of your body and steps on your dreams.

DanaC 02-27-2013 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 854810)
Youre not a real woman until someone comes out of your body and steps on your dreams.

Fuck you!

Sundae 02-27-2013 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 854810)
Youre not a real woman until someone comes over your body and wipes it on the curtains.

FIFY.

Been considering anoter underwear photo.
Mostly for myself, so I can compare to the last time I was on a diet.
No longer have any pretty, matching sets though.
It would be like Readers' Wives in a really low grade porn-mag.
The kind where belly fat is de rigeur, and you expect knickers to have saggy elastic.

Readers' Please Take My Wife Off me in Heading South magazine maybe.


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