Now I'm hungry!!

Check for a Virgin Mary or FSM imprint before you eat it ...

We NEVER have any fun shit like that where I live. All we have is the stoopid redneck games.
As for sandwiches (or sammiches), I love a cool sliced tomato sammich with lots of mayo , salt & pepper. On toasted bread. Chow time........

you forgot the sliced cucumber, capn'

My dad used to work with a not-so-gentle-man who regularly ate "leggabone sammiches." These consisted of two chicken legs 69ing between two slices of bread, mustard to taste.

My dad had a few good stories from that job. Like the one about the guy who could shoot the eyes out of the pigeons roosting in the rafters, using a BB gun. (Bird shit in your wled bead makes for some nasty slag.) Or, the one about the guy who was fortunate enough to keep his foot even though his boot left an imprint on the sheet of steel that he was trying to roll. But, one of my favorites was always the one about the guy who would flick a paper match into your coffee from accross the room if you didn't keep it covered.

Welders are a strange bunch.

With the bones still in the legs? Inside a sandwich? Sounds pretty hard to eat.

Welders are very manly men. They probably even eat like pirates! Yarrrgh! Bones and all! Shiver me goggles!

Apparently, he had it figured out... I haven't tried.

It's not uncommon down here for someone to put a fish (bones & all) between 2 pcs. of bread. Chicken too. I ordered a sandwich at a soul food cafe out of Savannah and it was like that. Small bar type cafe... they should have warned me. I didn't realize it until after I had taken my first huge, hungry chomp. i think it was a bream, or some kind of sunfish. Awkward to say the least.......