did you ever hear the one about the guy that switched his member for a baby elephant trunk?

That is a whale shark ... and that's not it's penis.

Do tell.

Okay, how about this one, then? Looks reasonably like the pickled one, and it does appear to be attached to something large and in the ocean, plus the page it comes from is devoted to Grey Whales, albeit in Japanese.

yep you got it. i saw that on a documentary once. but I'm pretty sure they were larger whales. I specifically remember them saying it was 12' long and prehensile......it was the first time i remember having whale penis envy.


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Sounds like a good joke. Tell. Tell.

I think i posted it once before, but, i can;t find it. anyway, here's the short version:

older man marries younger woman. he cant get it up. she takes him to a specialist that is pioneering a new procedure. It involves replacing the defective unit with the trunk of a baby elephant. great control, and you can go all night. So, after some debate, they do it. everything is great.

one night, while they were over her folks house having dinner, the mother in law serves steak, baked potatoes, and veggies. in the midst of mom telling a story, she sees, out of the corner of her eye, something gray come up onto the table, and the husband's potato dissapears.

she's slightly shocked and disbelieving, so she asks him to "do that again"

he says, " I'd be glad to oblige, but I don't think I can fit another potato up my ass."

#2!!! This thread is now #2 on Google for "whale penis"!!!

#2 & #20!

Damn, folks...we *cannot* be the Avis Rent a Car of Whale Penises! We must try harder!

Hell of a leap, though. I feel sort of gratified, in a sick and twisted way.

What's amazing is how fast it picked it up. Google must be fuckin' close to sentience at this point.

Google is the whale penis of search engines!

I don't know about sentient, but it does seem to be almost prehensile.

Just like a whale penis.

LOL!