Damn furreners! :rolleyes:

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

kids and joeys are furry, but I wouldn't used them as a dam -they'd run away.

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My little preemie calf looks like a goat/kid She can walk thru the entrance of a large igloo doghouse. 23 inches tall.

A fruit pie is not better or worse than a vegetable pie, they're just different.

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Ummmmmmm. No.
Veggie pies don't have sugar in them....?

It's amazing the legs ee cummings poems have! I LOVE that poem. Of course, I like any poem that has a goat-footed balloon man in it.

Is a chocolate pie a pie at all? Shepherd's pie is not.

Poetry is a wank (been waiting ages to say that :D)

..apart from Mario Benedetti's

How many shepherds do you generally put in a shepherds pie?

Mario Andretti?

Wasn't he a race car driver?

Shepherds are kinda stringy so I usually substitute tinkers or hobos at the rate of 1.5 pounds for a deep dish pie.

And a fine one at that. And he was from Nazareth. Came in second once.