A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Møøse Trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

what so lame is that i didn't see it until the second picture..

The people who are doing the posting in this thread have just been sacked.

Super stealth-mode moose strikes again...

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

That moose has it so made in winter.. Course the other 3 seasons he's screwed.

You know ... I don't think I have any white stuffed moose. They're mostly shades of brown, although Zeus, the second Ty Beanie Baby Moose with the Sparkly antlers is pretty cool (Chocolate was the first beanie moose, I have him too), and I also have two larger Ty Blue Moose, (Twaks and Bloose). But you're absolutely right! This is moose racism!!

a blue moose? sounds drinkable

You reckon that thing would be vanilla-flavoured?

White mousse.

Yes it is. But what do you think of the Moose. lol!!!

No, then it might be white and red.

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I want a stuffed one! a toy,

I have an huge stuffed white buffalo that I have had since I was a kid working at Worlds of Fun. One of the guys working the ski ball "won" it for me. Like he spent that much money on tickets... im sure they were "recycled" by him, but I didn't ask questions. It is too cute. It lives in my spare room now.

Albino moose
 

These photos were taken last year in British Columbia. It was seen again this spring.