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TheMercenary 09-03-2007 06:03 AM

:D

Weird Harold 09-03-2007 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 381423)
Yabbut, they have to get into character and shit too....Navy boys? are they any good.

It means I will have to relocate a little, but meh, its doable.

If you want a Navy boy you'll have to do more than relocate. Can they even do woman, to man sex change?

DucksNuts 09-03-2007 07:25 PM

Navy boys are women?

Urbane Guerrilla 09-03-2007 11:23 PM

<checks>... Doesn't look like it from over here, Ducks.

But it does sound like you should work on getting men rather than large, old boys.

Hime 09-04-2007 04:27 PM

The Navy boys I've met have mostly been pretty shiftless -- hot, though. All in all, I'm very happy with the Marine I married. :D

I have to say that I am sorry that you don't want to give "the other team" a try. Our uniforms are much more comfortable. ;)

bluecuracao 09-04-2007 04:54 PM

Um, LJ...where'd ya get that pic? That particular porn star would prefer you to Ducks. ;)

lumberjim 09-04-2007 05:03 PM

googled him right up. didna ken he was a gay porn star. does he have a big wang? brown hatter?

bluecuracao 09-04-2007 05:14 PM

Not sure about the wang size, or if he's a top or bottom...the cover photo doesn't show very much, and I haven't had time to review the movie. :(

SteveDallas 09-04-2007 08:14 PM

Ducks, does this mean you also intend to give up the production of suggestive photos? (Link goes to NSFW thread)

DucksNuts 09-04-2007 08:40 PM

Oh hell no Steve, I'm still up for flashing me bits any chance I get :)

I was thinking that was LJ's screen saver, Blue ;)

zippyt 09-04-2007 08:47 PM

Then have at it Girlie !!!

Urbane Guerrilla 09-05-2007 12:46 AM

Though I reckon the honors at blowjob expertise come out about even between the genders -- a longish way of saying that any BJ that doesn't overdo with the teeth feels good.

lumberjim 09-05-2007 02:08 AM

did you say that you were in the Navy?

Urbane Guerrilla 09-05-2007 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 381916)
did you say that you were in the Navy?

Often enough, yes. But curiously -- full disclosure here -- my Navy years were so blowjobless that I'm very hard pressed to remember any at all. Guess I'll just have to suck it up... etcetera...

DucksNuts 09-12-2007 07:29 PM

Was RK right when he said something along the lines of...... attractive chicks without partners, are single for a reason.....?

A friend of mine (male) said something a long the lines of (and dont shoot the messenger here)...

......really attractive chicks are super high maintenance and too much trouble.

.....really ugly chicks are really insecure and high maintenance, so too much trouble.

....fairly attractive chicks are easy going and comfortable with themselves, they are the ideal partner here.

....when you see a seriously unattractive chick with a hot guy, you have to wonder whether she can suck start a harley, or let herself go when she *landed the big one*.


I guess I am just pondering the big picture here :) and generally feeling shitty with myself.


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