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The filename says 'courtesyofatoronado'...

...and I'm like " An Oldsmobile did this?"

Seems the three black councilors voted in favor of a parking lot expansion for a black church, adjoining a white neighborhood.

Yeah! Get them Christians OUTTA your neighbourhood!
Them and their pesky turn-the-other-cheekiness...

MI just lost all my tourist dollars.
(shhhh, don't tell them I had none to start with)

You remember the movie "The Rock", with Sean Connery & Nicolas Cage? Where the "only man to escape from Alcatraz prison" helps Cage's Agent Goodspeed break into Alcatraz prison to stop some baddies who have some nerve gas?

Well, have you ever considered that Connery's John Patrick Mason character has a lot in common with James Bond?

This article explores that idea a little.

Is Sean Connery Actually Playing James Bond in The Rock?

It's a very interesting new twist on an old (1996) movie.

2x4 through a royal palm, Hurricane Andrew, 8/24/1992

♪ He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy ♫

Please tell me I'm not the only one hearing this. Please.

Daaaaaaaaaamn.

That'd make one 'ell of mouse trap.

Yeah, if it didn't explode when the mouse came stomping across the floor...

:D

Because "2 YEARS OF AMERICAN HERITAGE" didn't seem impressive

http://cellar.org/2015/2years.jpg

Not me, I hear this.

The only reason I know that song is 40 years ago there was stripper I liked who used it regularly, never heard it anywhere else. Maybe I identified with little dinghy. :lol2:

GOD BLESS YOU XOXOXOBRUCE.

Nope, I don't want a job.

Or a wife.

Not necessarily. :haha:

heh. True.

But it wasn't so much a comment about him having a tattoo on his face - so much as a comment about what he had tattooed on his face.

Chicks dig it. Dangerous type.

They'll even cheat on their husbands to have him... well, a piece of him. ;)

Rubber scrotum, panty trailer, second windshield for Barbie, so much WTF you can't take it all in at one light. :eek:

I think the second windshield is on the sidecar.

I don't see a sidecar, I think the wishbone brace goes between his legs, but I could be wrong.

I see a shadow of a sidecar.

I don't know why but I read this to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody ('I see a little silhouette of a man...')

I don't, the only shadows I see are the tailpipe, the rear fender bulge on the far side to match the near side, under the scooter, and apparently the phone pole.

The sun is so low, you can't even see a shadow under the trailer.

You can see a shadow under the near mudflap, and there is a matching shadow coming from the far mudflap, and it seems like it would be too close, but that's because of the low sun angle. In between the two mudflap shadows is the sidecar shadow. It's clear as day to me. No question in my mind.

Look at the shadow of the mudflap, in relation to the mudflap, they appear to almost touch. The shadow on the other side is too close to be a sidecar mudflap which would have to be three feet away from the scooter. Plus a sidecar would be as long as the scooter, unless it's a custom Barbie sized sidecar, but I see no indication of that. Usually a sidecar would be even with the back of the scooter/bike, rather than the front. This keeps the sidecar load over the axel and doesn't interfere with steering.

With the sun at that angle the shadow of the phone pole can't be the pole we can see, must be another pole to the right, or maybe a road sign.

Oh, I think the shadow of the mudflap isn't the mudfap, it's the shadow of the muffler/tailpipe under the mudflap, but I still see no indication of a sidecar.

Sidecar.

I figured there could not be just ONE picture of this out there in the big ol' internet.

I was right.

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You're right, he must have taken the spare off the trailer.
So this is the rear of the trailer, not part of his luggage rack, and shadow is from the trailer body, not the trailer mud flat.

you mean rear of the sidecar, right?

Yes, slip of the brain, I wonder if that's Freudian? You know trailer from behind, rather than sidecar beside. :haha:

Probably.

I think the tongue of the trailer and the safety chains are on the back of the scooter and the rubber scrotum is hanging from the sidecar.

The chains would certainly be for the trailer, we don't want Barbie's panties making a break for it, or being stolen by some Jap vending machine operator.

He saved the ribs!!!!



Good man.

Filename says the pick-up driver was texting.

So what the hell was the bus driver doing?!

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ramping up?

Prolly chopping coke.

"I went down to St. James infirmary..."

When do we get to see little school trucks?

They launched an Atlas V earlier this week:



:speechls:

It's still daytime at that altitude.

One of the rare times I see my tax money at work, that doesn't annoy me.:cool:

Wonder why the one guy changed his shirt?

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Puke. :vomitblu:

Why dat man change his top?
Puke?

A little help, please?
 

Which of these is the stuff ya find on/in a sausage pizza?

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I hate that shit...

I wouldn't want any of that anywhere near sausages.

Fennel is in Italian sausage.
Caraway is Rye bread and Aquavit.
Cumin is in a lot of curry mixes, a mainstay of Indian cooking.
Anise is used in licorice and anisette (duh) sambucca, and Jaegermeister.
Never heard of ajwain.

Ajwain: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajwain

On a pizza, it's most likely fennel.

I thank you.

Turns out I have a huge patch of ajwain that I and my neighbors are trying to eradicate. It is highly invasive and cannot be killed.

Eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

That's insane, we just listened to that CD this morning.

My son's Weird Al phase was mercifully brief.

Unfortunately, my Mom can't say the same thing.

How young are you?

I never grew out of my Weird Al stage.

Whereas I just grew out.