So funny it deserves a replay. (oops the picture is missing)


I'm glad. They are great!

Even so I must break everyone of those rules.

The list was written by William Safire, R.I.P.

He died on Sunday? I didn't know. I've seen him speak many times.:(

stumbled upon these this morning

Life summarized in 4 bottles...


Crap, I’m already on the third one…!

Y'know, it took me a few moments to recognize the soda bottle. I've never had a glass soda bottle, IIRC.

those 6 oz. cokes are the shit!

Gender specific Definitions
 

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n..
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4.. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male........ Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes...

* Only in Canada would you see a sign like this!

Read the whole sign

Thats a great one Nirvana!

Holy crap this is funny! I think it might be a fake, but either way it's hilarious.

The explosion was so powerful it turned the lights back on.

blew the decal right off his shirt

I think that was screenprinting, but yep.... still funny.

I got a good lesson in minding my own business the other day.
While walking down a side street next to a mental hospital, I heard several people chanting "13...13...13...13...". My curiosity overcame me so I decided to take a look through the 8 foot wooden privacy fence.
While I was listening to the 13...13 chant, I finally found a hole in the fence that I could see through. As I peered inside, some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.
As I was sulking away, holding my sore eye, I could still hear the chanting coming from the institution. "14...14...14...".