He went to see War Horse when he was in London and it was just SO moving...

I'd lick you if you were glazed in honey.... Doctor :blush:

I wonder what this is about? :rolleyes:

Written by a foreigner. Discussion closed. ;)

Your right, victims are always whining about some nonsense.

I'm not human. And neither is my other brain.

Yes Dutch, but... So he was familiar.

The pair that run your life are lovely, but they're not brains. ;)

Haggis Pops. http://cellar.org/2015/shades.gif

OMG! That looks like a baklava type of filling in a pizzelle. The only thing that would make that better is if it were coated in chocolate! :drool::yum:



Well, maybe some bacon in it would be good, too.

what a load of tripe.

I don't know what Slang is up to over there, but a snake with legs/feet isn't a good sign. :headshake

Is your camel a fashion victim?
 

http://s2.postimg.org/4up2r7nex/Best_dressed_Camel.jpg

I wanna see a video of the poor sap putting that suit on the camel.

Never mind putting it on, what about taking the darned thing off?

You could probably sell tickets for a performance like that. :D

I assume it's a coke reference but, swinging a blade is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.:smack:

^^^Re: WTF?^^^:

♪ ♫Break out the whisky♪ ♫
♪ ♫And a bottle of wine♪ ♫
♪ ♫Take your shirt off♪ ♫
♪ ♫And chop me out a line♪ ♫

~Kid Rock "Rock & Roll"

FIFY

Welcome back.

Then it all "Hey, free eyeball!"

That reminds me of the episode of "Boston Legal" where the client's mother with the artificial eye would get over agitated and her eye would pop out and go rolling around the room.

:lol2:

This...

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...but, texting is illegal.

NO NO NO, Don't touch that.... THAT button is the landing gear

Driver caught using laptop, mobile phone and headphones at the wheel in rush-hour.

Today's IoD reminded me of these, taken at a UK MoD site:

[quote=Scriveyn;921607]Today's IoD reminded me of these, taken at a UK MoD site:


RAF Regiment?

more like Navy perhaps?

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I want two of those.

I saw an ad for an Occ Doc in Kittery, Maine, for the Portsmouth Naval Base. Wonder if I'd get to drive one of those, if I took the job?

Going to spend a week in June at CAMI, the Civilian Aerospace Medical Institute, learning aerospace medicine and getting qualified to do FAA physicals. CAMI looks amazing, on the internet at least. I hope they show us all the research labs etc. Here in NW PA I'll just be doing basic stuff, but if it's fantastically cool in June, I could be persuaded to jump ship and do more aerospace medicine.

My daughter had to get certified to give vision tests to those in the merchant marine.

Pretty basic test instuments ...

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:3_eyes:

Hmm ... when I get folks in for physicals for the merchant marine, the vision tests are more extensive.

Although for truckers, testing for red/amber/green is all that's required. You can use a high-tech expensive Titmus machine, or you can provide ten or fifteen pieces of yarn in different colors (that include the above three) and ask the candidate to pick out red, amber, and green. It doesn't have to be high-tech, just reasonably accurate.

If the lamps are the precise thing encountered at sea, carry on. If not, testing should probably be a bit more specific.

Ooops, my mistake. I guess she was talking about testing truckers

Nevermind!

My old eye doc had me flip through a book and read the hidden numbers on the pages for the color test. He made me come in every six months and buy contacts directly from him and do that color blind test each visit. I think I was funding his beach mansion. Finally I switched docs and the new one gave me the color blind test as a new patient, and never again.

http://s21.postimg.org/vwdl7bl5j/001_2.jpg

Just sent by phone from Sundae in the last couple of minutes.
She's in Birmingham (no, not the one in Alabama) returning to Yorkshire after a couple of days at her parents.
There's a rest stop and change of coaches at Brum, so having a few minutes to spare, she thought that this might amuse and asked me to post it.
She didn't eat there, BTW.

:thumb:

I would like a mother clucker burger, please, with cheddar.

I'm pretty hungry...Let me have one of them double mothercluckers.

Hand me my work shirt, it's the one with Bad Mother Clucker on it.

for the win!

"They've got SCMODS"

This can't be real... can it... no, no way...

Nah. They used 'your' properly.

Also, Copperplate Gothic has never been used for a marquee.




And marquee fonts are almost always All Caps, but never Small Caps where the first letter is a larger capital letter.

How hard can it be to make an appropriate font for these sites that let you invent marquees?

Maybe not that hard.
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But somebody has to be first. :haha:

I saw this story and pic, and literally said "What the fuck?!" out loud.

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It's a weasel. On a woodpecker!

Look at the pics, then read the story.




ETA: Why this is on YahooFinance, via Business Insider, is beyond me.

Dang.

Bruce beat me by like, uh, -- let'sseenowcarrytheelevenplusdaylightsavingtimetimespurpleminusaardvark--, well a lot.

Wait, whut?

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"Honey, the doc said so."

Prescribed by Vito Barbieri.

So there I am, 15 minutes ago, just heading down the road following an MB...

http://cellar.org/2015/1234car1.jpg

Wait WTF

http://cellar.org/2015/1234car2.jpg

Georgia criminals, you gotta come up with a more creative way to number temporary plates.

"What should we put for a number?"
"123456789."
"There's only eight spaces."
"12345678."
"Come on, that's too obvious. The cops will know we just made that up."
"12346789."
"Still too obvious."
"13246789."
"Oh God that's perfect! Okay whatever you do, don't drive it past the expiration date we put on there."

Hey, Toad? Try not to let something like this happen at work:

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That video wall is...unfortunate.

Oww fuck. That took me a second

That must have been a real headache to put together.

Who was the brains of that operation?

Oh, c'mon. It's right on target.

Upon seeing the result of his work:

Right. Those are bezel-free displays and you should not be seeing any air between them. This was a poor installation, probably hastily done.

Well, this is just nuts.

I followed the link. It is nuts. :p

Then I clicked another link and got this:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/14/bored-...e-sky-5103457/

Henceforth known as The Kissimmee Cock.

:lol2:

Just wtf is going on here?

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:confused:The only time I've seen that sort of thing with an explanation, it was students reassembling a car agreeing a flagpole.

? The fuck?