:lol: Watch out for the funnel-web spider!

The thing that confuses me about all of these "hey I have a lot of tattoos and I'm naked" pics is ... where do you take such photos? There's clearly a ton of people in the background there, how do you NOT get arrested, or beaten to death by some overly uptight soccer mom?

Most biker gatherings, although that doesn't look like one. There's a lot of countries where nude doesn't equal illegal.

MOST of the ones I see are from biker gatherings, or hippie communes, so I get that, and I suppose plain old fashioned nudist colonies would be safe, AND I was trying to factor in other countries, but I don't know enough about the world to figure out where that'd be legal/illegal (or how to figure that out really)

but as you said, it doesn't appear that she's at a biker/naked people event, it looks like she's just hanging out at the park, next to the bike path, being naked

the world... it confuses me


edit: although she is wearing some kind of wrist band, so maybe it was "Get Naked and Show Off Your Tattoos in the Park Day" (Admission $5.00 for adults $3.00 for kids under 12)

Waiting for Cloud's response...:corn:

That bit of string running through the right picture could be part of a tent. So, perhaps, not such a "public park" site after all.

The tattoos seem a rather ill-assorted lot to me. The cobwebs :eek: who'd want to put them there?

Gay spiders.

It could be the Nudes-A-Poppin' event that I've heard about.

That's one half of a Tag Team that one
Scary :eek:

Okay, I must admit, it's the genitalia that confuses me here. Clearly in the first pic, she appears to have female genital piercings and a hefty set of implants. In the second pic, the "tuckback" is no longer tucked back, revealing a tattooed sack. (And for the record, HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DO THE TUCKBACK THING ANYWAY? Does she shove her nuts up her asshole? Wouldn't that be painful? I mean, really, I cannot fathom this.)

So my confusion is...did she lop off her dick and leave the balls intact?

Mebbe I'm unimaginative but I seriously don't understand.

You're looking at a breast, see the nipple piercing?

[/cue Homer]

D'oh!

[/Homer]

Impress: tucking is accomplished by doing just that. Tucking the male marts back between the legs, usually securing them in some manner, perhaps tight undies or tape. The testes can sometimes be pushed back up into the cavity from which they descended originally. This can be...uncomfortable. Some transsexuals who have been on HRT for a long time experience shrinkage, which allows tucking to be done much more easily.

That said, the pic is clearly a female and the "sac" is only a perspective on her muffin top.

Someday my eyes will stop watering just from the thought....