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BigV 01-31-2006 08:08 PM

I googled lamprey mouth and browsed the images.

Thank you Happy Monkey!! I found this image very very close. Including the throat that looks like the finger bone. The teeth aren't a perfect match, but now I think I can sleep.

http://eebweb.arizona.edu/courses/ec...thB_Page_1.jpg

Crimson Ghost 02-01-2006 10:18 PM

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Abe Lincoln's Revenge

Undertoad 02-02-2006 11:02 AM

http://cellar.org/2006/unconditionallove.jpg

zippyt 02-02-2006 05:25 PM

for some reason that pic reminds me of blade runner

capnhowdy 02-02-2006 06:09 PM

wearing a chamber pot for a hat.

Elspode 02-03-2006 08:54 AM

Is that Madonna on the wall, there?

Nothing But Net 02-03-2006 10:31 PM

I always thought Lynda Carter's skinny upper half didn't match her voluptuous lower half.

Wouldn't kick her out of bed, mind you, unless I wanted to fuck her on the floor.

busterb 02-05-2006 09:51 PM

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New Orleans new plan by de mayor.

Undertoad 02-07-2006 09:27 AM

http://cellar.org/2006/notquite.jpg

glatt 02-07-2006 10:01 AM

The inter-species mating is strange enough, but the two girls just sitting there watching the show is what really makes this picture.

mrnoodle 02-07-2006 12:05 PM

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Speaking of interspecies mating -- what chemical must the brain produce to cause one to drive with their baby in their lap? Yes, it's Britney.

Undertoad 02-08-2006 06:17 PM

Too many images to link, but WTF:

http://users.livejournal.com/_patrick_/3106681.html

If one of our Russian translators can step in here...

zippyt 02-08-2006 10:05 PM

PIGS IN SPACE !!!!!

Make that ,
Happy ;) PIGS IN SPACE !!!!!

Sundae 02-09-2006 07:05 AM

The translation site I found gives the title as "Ancient Soviet entertainment, Start of drunk pigs in air" which is about what I would expect!

Just don't hit Next. You may have to rinse your eyeballs.

busterb 02-09-2006 07:24 AM

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Just don't hit Next. You may have to rinse your eyeballs.
Damn you're right. WTF.

glatt 02-09-2006 12:33 PM

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Burst Russian water pipe?

glatt 02-13-2006 09:09 AM

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From The Smoking Gun

Undertoad 02-14-2006 02:55 PM

http://cellar.org/2006/ohshit.jpg

glatt 02-14-2006 03:15 PM

Where's the bike's shadow?

capnhowdy 02-14-2006 07:08 PM

The dude in the pink shirt just inhaled it.

seakdivers 02-15-2006 11:25 AM

The second guy in knows what to protect. He clearly has no confidence in his stuntman friend.

glatt 02-16-2006 08:48 AM

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The advertising artwork of Dimitri Daniloff

jinx 02-16-2006 01:34 PM

I'm sorry, this doesn't really fit in this thread but I wanted to post it and didn't know where - I figured since I exclamined WTF! several times while reading it was close enough.

wolf 02-16-2006 01:53 PM

There's more than a bit of a logical leap for me to believe that Robert the Crazy Guy who Sleeps on the Porch is there because his mother cleaned the catbox.

glatt 02-16-2006 02:10 PM

Well, my wife's OB/GYN ordered me to clean my wife's cat's litter box when she was pregnant because of this.

I bet my whole family is infected. Maybe that explains my Cellar addiction. What I don't understand is: how is it beneficial to my parasitical Toxoplasma gondii masters that I be addicted to the Cellar?

Damn cats.

Elspode 02-16-2006 03:03 PM

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The advertising artwork of Dimitri Daniloff

I wouldn't have know what was being advertised if I hadn't noticed the barely visible PS2 logo in the lower right corner. For a moment, I thought it was for some sort of robotic swingers club or something.

dar512 02-16-2006 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
I wouldn't have know what was being advertised if I hadn't noticed the barely visible PS2 logo in the lower right corner.

Ooh, yeah. That'll make me run out and buy one. :right:

Happy Monkey 02-16-2006 06:23 PM

No, there's still eye-mouth, possibly both ways with the right angle.

zippyt 02-17-2006 09:52 PM

Check this out !!!!
http://smh.com.au/news/national/stri...823210722.html

zippyt 02-17-2006 10:23 PM

THIS gives a whole new meening to the phrase " pencile dick "
http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?s...9967145468A551

wolf 02-18-2006 12:38 AM

I had a patient that used to do that, but the gratification was solely in the object insertion. He didn't need any further, um, insertion.

zippyt 02-18-2006 12:49 AM

and I knew a dude that got out of the USMC for sticking a ballpoint pen up/ down there , they put him out for being CRASY !!!! ;) ;)

Hell all he had to do was sep out of formation , walk up to the CO and give him a BIG Sloppy kiss , sit down , light a joint , and wait for the MP's .

this was befor the politicaly correctness of today .

wolf 02-18-2006 12:54 AM

Yep. Today he'd get a good conduct medal and a promotion.

Elspode 02-18-2006 08:10 AM

...and a date later that night.

zippyt 02-18-2006 10:05 AM

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This 'Splains it All !!!

glatt 02-21-2006 03:35 PM

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Elspode 02-21-2006 03:43 PM

These people look like poster children for a deepwater harbor donation campaign.

glatt 02-21-2006 03:53 PM

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No idea. I found it here, but they don't have any info either.

Seems to be contrary to the typical pirate style of hitting fast and hard and taking off with just a few small valuables or else stealing the whole ship. It takes a lot of time, and several small co-ordinated boats to pull this one off. Not to mention a pirate who knows how to use a ship's crane. Doesn't make much sense.

I'd love to hear the story behind it.

Here's one last image.

zippyt 02-21-2006 05:01 PM

Could they be Buccaneer-Americans?
(They hate being called pirates)


Buccan-A Skippy !!!

capnhowdy 02-21-2006 05:09 PM

All that trouble...... to steal a gazillion shoes.

mrnoodle 02-22-2006 09:22 AM

probably don't want to cook your marshmallows over that.

glatt 02-22-2006 03:36 PM

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no info. sorry.

Elspode 02-22-2006 05:24 PM

If you've ever smelled a cat fart, you'd know that these guys are concerned that a terrorist attack might be underway.

capnhowdy 02-22-2006 08:51 PM

And a cat up under the front bumper of the vehicle on the left?

moonspider666 02-22-2006 09:51 PM

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usa !!!!!

fargon 02-22-2006 11:48 PM

While I can agree with the sentiment, I am having a problem with the need to do things like that. This desicration of the flag is NOT what we are about. How about leaving calling cards instead. He should have used a bigger flag.

wolf 02-23-2006 12:40 AM

Color values and shadowing are off on the flag. 'Shopped, and poorly at that.

Besides, we're killing light brown people this week, not dark brown.

sandypossum 02-23-2006 07:02 AM

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At least Australia's ABC is honest (they do the live parliamentary reports)

footfootfoot 02-23-2006 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Color values and shadowing are off on the flag. 'Shopped, and poorly at that.

Besides, we're killing light brown people this week, not dark brown.

And as fargon notes, it is desecration of the flag. Not patriotic, just sociopathic.

Speitz 02-24-2006 08:32 AM

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wtf?

glatt 02-24-2006 12:25 PM

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From a live journal image server like the one UT linked earlier:

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I’ve eaten veg-raised meal worms, crickets and ants. I’ve never had silkworm pupae before. This can must be FDA approved (that’s not saying much) or importing them would be impossible. There is a nutritional label on them, translated to English. 21 grams of protein "per serving." Lest you are not horrified enough, they come in a soy marinade so I’m sure they look wonderful in their canned juices.

I’m a fan of bug-eating and cultures that use insects as a food staple. I don't get to do it often due to inconvenience and people de-friending me because I ate a bug. Fact: I’ll eat pretty much anything if it’s prepared in the right way (See zoophagy on my interest list). Cultural norms are funny and so are the people who don't question them.

Entomophagy is the fine art of bug-eating. If it crawls, it’s a great source of protein and a renewable resource. It’s more economical to raise insects than cattle and usually cleaner. Edible bugs tend to eat vegetable matter themselves and they breed quickly. It’s really no different than eating lobster, shrimp and crab. In Asia it's more common than beef.

I will eat these eventually. For now, I'm going to enjoy the aesthetic of leaving the can on my counter next to the spoon rest which reads, "Many people have eaten my cooking and gone on to live normal lives."

LabRat 02-24-2006 12:44 PM

Few things actually have turned my stomach here, but this one did it. O.M.G. Ech.

wolf 02-24-2006 01:11 PM

At least the contents are pictured on the label.

How much shit have you bought in Asian Grocery stores with no idea of what you've purchased? Especially given cultural differences in advertising and labelling ... we put pictures of happy bumblebees on our tunafish cans.

If there's a picture of a cartoon worm or something on their cans, what's inside?

Elspode 02-24-2006 01:29 PM

Don't forget my cautionary tale about octopus flavored snack crackers...

jinx 02-24-2006 03:54 PM

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Entomophagy is the fine art of bug-eating.
The survival skills teacher at school is really into bug eating and is frequently cooking some up. My daughter is a good sport and had chowed various black crawly things and white squiggly larvae.... the boy is horrified by it. Refused to take a survival class because he thought he'd be required to eat a bug. Personally, I don't blame him...

BigV 02-24-2006 05:21 PM

I would definitely try it. I'm an adventurous eater.

joelnwil 02-26-2006 08:38 AM

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On the Beach in Texas

capnhowdy 02-26-2006 02:04 PM

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why fat people shouldn't bugee jump........

moonspider666 02-26-2006 09:57 PM

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easter is canceled !

zippyt 02-26-2006 11:26 PM

check out this wreck !!!!
http://worksafevideos.com/photos/car..._accident.html


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